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txdinghysailor

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1821622' date='Apr 1 2009, 01:55 AM']I had to go into a girl's washroom today. :shock:

(I was closing at work, making sure all the customers were gone. I felt so awkward, even though there was nobody around.)[/quote]

2 summers ago I had to help the girls clean their bathrooms....

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='txdinghysailor' post='1821707' date='Apr 1 2009, 05:46 AM']2 summers ago I had to help the girls clean their bathrooms....[/quote]
See, that even I wouldn't have been so awkward about. It was the fact that I had to go into a girl's washroom by myself. To check if anyone was in there. :P Good thing there wasn't; that would have been even more awkward.

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I once used a girls' bathroom without recognizing that it was indeed a girls' bathroom until I walked out and the woman passing me on the way in did a double-take.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Dave' post='1822917' date='Apr 2 2009, 06:56 PM']The past few stories about girls' bathrooms don't count as gross stories. :getaclue:[/quote]
I know. I have no gross stories. :(

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txdinghysailor

So the Coast Guard Academy is on the banks of the New Thames river, in Connecticut. It's a very beautiful river in appearance, but is actually the 7th most polluted river in the US. I'm on the sailing team, so I sail on that river every day. I capsize most days and go in the water. I've probably swallowed about 2 gallons of river water last semester and this semester. Think about that. I've swallowed 2 gallons of the 7th most polluted river in the US. Oh yeah, and all my sailing clothes have been soaked in that water. They stink like you wouldn't believe it. if that's not gross, i don't know what is.

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[quote name='txdinghysailor' post='1830339' date='Apr 9 2009, 08:48 PM']So the Coast Guard Academy is on the banks of the New Thames river, in Connecticut. It's a very beautiful river in appearance, but is actually the 7th most polluted river in the US. I'm on the sailing team, so I sail on that river every day. I capsize most days and go in the water. I've probably swallowed about 2 gallons of river water last semester and this semester. Think about that. I've swallowed 2 gallons of the 7th most polluted river in the US. Oh yeah, and all my sailing clothes have been soaked in that water. They stink like you wouldn't believe it. if that's not gross, i don't know what is.[/quote]
Your face. :mellow:


















































































































































































:saint:

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='txdinghysailor' post='1830565' date='Apr 10 2009, 02:15 AM']how would you know what my face looks like?[/quote]
Call it intuition.

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txdinghysailor

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1830587' date='Apr 10 2009, 04:35 AM']Call it intuition.[/quote]

I believe it would be more accurate to call it the disturbed ramblings of a deranged mind.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='dinghyboy' post='1830760' date='Apr 10 2009, 09:38 AM']I believe it would be more accurate to call it the genius expositions of a truly vital mind.[/quote]

Editted for clarity. ;)

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dauntingknight

[quote name='Dave' post='1819168' date='Mar 28 2009, 10:47 PM']I may not be a teen, but I stumbled across this old thread, and since it was hijacked big-time, causing few people to share their gross stories, I got a doozy.

When I was in 4th grade, it was restroom break time, so I went in the boys' bathroom and saw that someone had taken a dump in one of the urinals. I immediately turned around and got out of there (after first dry heaving).[/quote]
I got a good job as temporary cleaning man at my Church and if we ever find out who keeps doing number 2s in the urinals is gonna die.

[quote name='txdinghysailor' post='1821468' date='Mar 31 2009, 10:35 PM']One time last summer we had to use the bathroom in a hurry so all the guys doubled up on the urinals...[/quote]
euhhhhhhh yuk gross.....


Man I have never had to do something cool like that.

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1821622' date='Apr 1 2009, 12:55 AM']I had to go into a girl's washroom today. :shock:

(I was closing at work, making sure all the customers were gone. I felt so awkward, even though there was nobody around.)[/quote]
Yah, I've felt weird cleaning a girls room.

[quote name='Arpy' post='1822888' date='Apr 2 2009, 07:03 PM']I once used a girls' bathroom without recognizing that it was indeed a girls' bathroom until I walked out and the woman passing me on the way in did a double-take.[/quote]
Wow your an idiot.

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