RC_ Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 So just now, I'm inspecting my feet for sores/infection/other problems. I find this weird scale-like thing on the sole of my foot. Absentmindedly, I put it in my mouth Turns out, its a red pepper flake from pizza tonight. Now my tounge is on fire, and I forgot to fill my water bottle up for my night stand. I have to spend the whole night with pepper in my mouth. Share yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I want some pizza. One time at a friends house, we were gonn a play Monopoly, and the was pizza from (ithnk they said) 6 months ago on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 [quote name='RC_' date='Dec 11 2005, 01:28 AM']I find this weird scale-like thing on the sole of my foot. Absentmindedly, I put it in my mouth [/quote] Why on earth would you put it in your mouth, no matter how absent minded you were?!?! How can anything you find on the sole of your foot be OK to eat?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softer_to_me Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 mmk this isnt really gross, just a funny story. once durring lunch at school, someone brought a lot of habunaro peppers. so my friend brings one to the table i was sitting at. he bit a little bit of and sed his mouth burned like a fire. so, i wanted to *spice* up my lunch [haha, i used a pun]. so i stick my finger in the pepper to get a little of the juice on my finger, i lick it. at first, ya know, not bad a little tingly. but after a few seconds,i was breathing fire [not litterally, i wish i was tho]. it was sooooooooooo flippin' hot! it was kinda like that scene in dumb and dumber when they eat those atomic fire pepper.\s/ then my upper lip had a little ich on it, and not knowing my finger still had sum of that pepper juice on it, i ithch my upper lip. OWIE! so my mouth and upper lip felt like they were on fire for like an hour and a half. every1 is laughing. but my friend sum how got it all over his face. dunno how. dang that was funny so if you ever get a chance to try a habanero pepper, pass on that. unless you want a good luagh at your own expence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC_ Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 [quote name='robbie' date='Dec 11 2005, 10:17 AM'] Why on earth would you put it in your mouth, no matter how absent minded you were?!?! How can anything you find on the sole of your foot be OK to eat?!?! [right][snapback]820446[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Just to hold it while I continued my foot inspection. I admit, it wasn't very bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 i never find anything tasty on my feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC_ Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 You need to wear sandals more often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 i suppose i do!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 [quote name='RC_' date='Dec 11 2005, 01:28 AM']So just now, I'm inspecting my feet for sores/infection/other problems. I find this weird scale-like thing on the sole of my foot. Absentmindedly, I put it in my mouth Turns out, its a red pepper flake from pizza tonight. Now my tounge is on fire, and I forgot to fill my water bottle up for my night stand. I have to spend the whole night with pepper in my mouth. Share yours! [right][snapback]820274[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ROFL!!!!!!!! Why would you put an unidentefied object in your mouth!? That was on your FOOT. Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 so wait... you held it in your mouth so you could search your foot more? I never wear shoes, but if I did find somethin on my foot, I wouldn't store it in my mouth, or cheek like a hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganrude Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 hey guys, I'm new to the forum, and no better place to put your first post than on gross stories. Alright my friends and I were eating lunch last year outside, and he stood up, and one dude was like "what is that on your pants!?" he was aww crud it must be some sap that feel from the tree, and this other dude was like "that isn't sap! That's a lougie!" Someone with some nasty cold must hocked it up and spit on the seat. Aww man. It was bad. and RC, don't feel weird, I have also put things from my foot into my mouth before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I may not be a teen, but I stumbled across this old thread, and since it was hijacked big-time, causing few people to share their gross stories, I got a doozy. When I was in 4th grade, it was restroom break time, so I went in the boys' bathroom and saw that someone had taken a dump in one of the urinals. I immediately turned around and got out of there (after first dry heaving). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 You guys are barbaric. One time I sneezed and got snot all over my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txdinghysailor Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 One time last summer we had to use the bathroom in a hurry so all the guys doubled up on the urinals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I had to go into a girl's washroom today. (I was closing at work, making sure all the customers were gone. I felt so awkward, even though there was nobody around.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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