morostheos Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I find masticating very pleasurable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tojo Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Dec 9 2005, 03:06 PM'] he is evil [right][snapback]818557[/snapback][/right] [/quote] That's what I thought..... Mmmmm..... I just masticated with my roommate and the guy down the hall. It was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I showed this to someone and now I'm having a scrupulosity attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 wow i got introuble for masticating today i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I typically masticate about five or six times every day! If I don't, I just don't feel right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 i either don't masticate enough, or i masticate way too much... i need to figure out the whole moderation thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blovedwolfofgod Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 forget masticating... right through a straw is the way to go. why masticate when you can have someone else already have done it for you? like homer simpson when apu needed to borrow his wife... hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scardella Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Someone would have to knock my teeth out for me to stop masticating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Masticating makes baby Jesus cry. I just unhinge my jaw and swallow things whole. (That's a soft lob right over the plate...c'mon, take a swing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 [quote name='sidemunch88' date='Dec 9 2005, 07:13 PM']wow i got introuble for masticating today i [right][snapback]818994[/snapback][/right] [/quote] !!!!!!!! HE ACTUALLY POSTED IN OPEN MIC!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Lenny: I'd say he eats more like a duck. Pigs tend to chew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 [quote name='Cow of Shame' timestamp='1134193273' post='819369'] Masticating makes baby Jesus cry. I just unhinge my jaw and swallow things whole. (That's a soft lob right over the plate...c'mon, take a swing) [/quote] I miss Cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Normile Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Better a masticator than a procrastinator! I remember my dear old mother, may God rest her soul, telling me to masticate my food with my mouth closed, she was a stickler for that... ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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