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i am president because the declaration of independence and constitution of the United States of Creepy Aliens of PhatMass both have an "Aloysius Clause"

I quote the Constitution

Artical 24395i04396582, section 11

"And hereby, no one can claim the presidency of the United States of Creepy Aliens of PHatmass unless their official PhatMass Screen name is 'Aloysius' only, with no extra letters, no capital I for the L, it must be spelled A-L-O-Y-S-I-U-S and don't get funny, the dashes are not part of it.  if there is an imitation Aloysius screen name, they shall hereby not be allowed into the UNited States of Creepy Aliens of PhatMass without a green card, or a combination of 4purples cards, a yellow card, 4 blue cards, and an orange card.  So Shall it be written so shall it be done

that's an official unquestionable Creepy ALien document. It came from the mothership itself. ;) B)

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trust me, it's official.

four score and seven quadrilameinuts ago (quadrilameinuts are a time period in whcih four score and seven of them goes back to the date i posted the White House thread) I, Aloysius, didst set thee free from the horrors of QUeen Flowery. In my time as president, unspeakable prosperity has come to the board, and for a brief few days we actually controlled the United States of Open Mic of PhatMass until we forgot about it for a while and everyone took it back. Anyway, there is no dispute to it that the constitution must be held up at all costs, and failure to do so will result in certain annialation of the Creepy Aliens board. And the Constitution, Artical 1 Section 1 states

No one shall look upon the constitution but the president alone, and that president is Aloysius.

ye who dare to defy the pres shall incur the wrath of Kahn. and that's from startrek, so you know it must be not serious at all but you should still pay attention.

the moral of the story is:

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do you hate advent?

lol, first if you like black you're a communist, now if you don't like purple you hate advent. accusations r fun.

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