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Bob: "Mousetrap..."
Larry: "Huh?"
Bob: "I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll the dice, you move your mice, nobody gets hurt."

(The Toy who saved Christmas)

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Louie: "Alright, everyone with hands, START TYING!!"
Close up of Bob...
Close up of Larry...
Close up of Junior...
Louie: "That would me..."

(The Toy who saved Christmas)

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Extra ecclesiam nulla salus

Extra ecclesiam nulla salus

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my favorite part is when the fruit have to differentiate between the phillipines and the phillistines!

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[quote][b]Veggie Tales - Hairbrush Song Lyrics[/b]

Narrator: "Now it's time for silly songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out..."

Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ..."

Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back  there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No  hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair .. for my hairbrush."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ..."

Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments..."

Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"[/quote]

I can't simply have one quote. It has to be the entire song. Also good- the water buffalo song... *sings to self*

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Yes, and proud of it. As a slight aside, I work in Catechesis of the Good Shepherd--a Montessori-influenced program of religious education--with 3-6 year olds. And as part of our meditation and pondering of God, we sings songs. I have a very hard time not bursting out laughing when our kids want to sing Veggie Tales as oppossed to 'church' songs.

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(the Larrymobile has just gone underground, literally)
Larryboy: It's like I'm flying underground!
Alfred: Actually, you're boring.
Larryboy: Uh..Alfred? I don't think this is a good time for this.

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"Am I right? What do you think?!?!"
"I think you look like Captain Crunch!"
"That's it, you're walking the plank!"
"Eye eye, Captain Crunch..hee,"




-Pirates who don't do anything.

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[quote name='onathing1' date='Dec 5 2005, 11:52 PM']"Am I right? What do you think?!?!"
"I think you look like Captain Crunch!"
"That's it, you're walking the plank!"
"Eye eye, Captain Crunch..hee,"
-Pirates who don't do anything.
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I totally forgot that one...

"You're making me hungry...."

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Feeling stupid?

I actually had all of our friends over (of which only 1 couple had kids) - my parents were babysitting the kids for the night- and we watched veggie tales until almost 2 in the morning. With a bunch of single, late 20ish friends, having a few drinks..

Motherhood has officially made me a loser... :unsure:

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Back in the day... when we only had one child and she was a toddler, we visited VeggieTales' studio in Chicago. We went with two other couples-- one that had one toddler and one that was childless. So-- six adults (me heavily pregnant) and two two year olds. We drove down to Chicago from Milwaukee. At that time, their studio was in the Loop (now it's in the 'burbs). It was really fun. We had a scheduled tour and the guide said, "Gee, we usually get a younger crowd for these tours" But he was very kind, went through the whole schpeel. We got to see where they do everything. At that time, it was a pretty small operation-- Mike Nawrocki and Phil Vischer were doing just about everything. We got to meet Mike Nawrocki and he started talking to my daughter in Larry's voice. She was completely taken aback. So, he grabbed a Larry puppet and ducked behind a door frame. And she had a nice chat with Larry. At the time, "LarryBoy and the Fib From Outter Space" was on the drawing boards and I think Madame Blueberry was just about done. It was really fun. They even gave us the tour bags with folders and stickers. :blush:

My favorite line:
(from Josh and the Big Wall)
Tom Grape: How are we clapping?
Pa Grape: I have no idea...

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