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Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.


It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.


Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.


Masks may not be worn in public.


Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.


Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.


Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.


Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.



It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.



You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.


Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.


Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.


Mobile
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.


It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

(that's a good one actually)


Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)




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[quote name='T-Bone' date='Dec 2 2005, 12:36 AM']It is unlawful to kick the heads off of snakes.
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I wonder how long that would take....

How many kicks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie ...snake?

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[quote name='missionseeker' date='Dec 2 2005, 01:25 AM']Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

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Did you know that this is where we get the phrase "rule of thumb"? It was also used in Europe, so it's not just 'Bama.

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[quote name='missionseeker' date='Dec 2 2005, 01:25 AM']It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
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I'm so glad I don't live there! :disguise:

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Sojourner, PedroX, FrPontifex, et. al., you'll like this one:


[quote]It is illegal to take a bath in the wintertime in Indiana.[/quote]

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[quote name='missionseeker' date='Dec 2 2005, 12:25 AM']Masks may not be worn in public.

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This one actually makes sense, as it may be a holdover anti-Klan law.

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and applies now in the days of terrorism..


I got the mumps from a patient at age 24, had to be quarantined at home, needed cash to get a pizza (this was the days before ATMs) and called the bank to tell them I was coming (there were no drive up windows either). I said I would be the girl with the mask on (medical mask) and they said, "Don't you dare come in here with a mask on, security will haul you out"....

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[quote name='Norseman82' date='Dec 2 2005, 01:16 PM']Sojourner, PedroX, FrPontifex, et. al., you'll like this one:
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I saw that one ... I hardly ever take baths anyway, but that one is still pretty funny. The other weird one they listed is that it's illegal to get on public transportation in Gary within four hours after eating garlic, or something like that. Which I think is only considerate of the other riders, personally. :disguise:

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