avemaria40 Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 When you hone your apologetics skills in your secular public school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC4Life Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 the only part of the Pledge you say at school is "under God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tink Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 [quote name='BC4Life' date='Nov 12 2005, 03:15 PM']the only part of the Pledge you say at school is "under God" [right][snapback]786558[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 -You open your mouth to say something and you accidentally start saying the Hail Mary (in which case I always finish, because I figure there is a reason I'm supposed to be saying it) - You have dreams about praying the rosary. - You sit and stare at your food for about 5 minutes when at a friends house, where they don't pray before they eat. - You actually know what CCD stands for...but have other word for it, such as Cool Catholic Dudes. - You can spell and properly pronounce Catechism. -You spend three hours on the phone with a friend who isn't Catholic, trying to explain why you are in love with being Catholic...which unfortunately, isn't possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl135791 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 You genuflect coming out of the row of seats at the movie theatre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC4Life Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 [quote name='MissScripture' date='Nov 13 2005, 05:31 PM']-You spend three hours on the phone with a friend who isn't Catholic, trying to explain why you are in love with being Catholic...which unfortunately, isn't possible [right][snapback]787332[/snapback][/right] [/quote] sheesh, aint thata fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetpea316 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 When you spend your entire weekend at a Theology of the Body workshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote name='MissScripture' date='Nov 13 2005, 03:31 PM']-You open your mouth to say something and you accidentally start saying the Hail Mary (in which case I always finish, because I figure there is a reason I'm supposed to be saying it) - You have dreams about praying the rosary. - You sit and stare at your food for about 5 minutes when at a friends house, where they don't pray before they eat. - You actually know what CCD stands for...but have other word for it, such as Cool Catholic Dudes. - You can spell and properly pronounce Catechism. -You spend three hours on the phone with a friend who isn't Catholic, trying to explain why you are in love with being Catholic...which unfortunately, isn't possible [right][snapback]787332[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Hee! Very cute. I especially like the first one. And cool beans on knowing what CCD stands for. I asked several of my Catholic friends when I was growing up what CCD meant, and they all looked panicked, made excuses, and walked away. I concluded from their reactions that the Catholic Church was a secretive sect that you had to be born into! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tojo Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote name='philothea' date='Nov 13 2005, 07:56 PM']I concluded from their reactions that the Catholic Church was a secretive sect that you had to be born into! [right][snapback]787542[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Isn't it? I mean, I heard that you could maybe marry into it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueufo7 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Haha this is great. -When you have reoccuring nightmares about going to Masses where there is rampant liturgical abuse: 1. example: John Stewart (of the Daily Show) is the celebrant and he's wearing a golf hat backwards and throwing frisbees at the congregation 2. example: the priest "consecrates" a bowl of cashews and makes you be the extraordinary minister... AND you keep dropping the "consecrated" cashews all over the floor! -When you cross yourself to say grace before meals, then forget you said grace, and cross yourself again and say grace again... then forget that you said grace, then you cross yourself again, etc... until someone stops you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueufo7 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 haha one more when you accidentally call a man of authority (like a grad school professor) "Father" instead of "Professor"... whoops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote name='tomasio127' date='Nov 13 2005, 08:08 PM']Isn't it? I mean, I heard that you could maybe marry into it...... [right][snapback]787559[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [i]shhhhh....[/i] I snuck in that way. I was hoping no one would notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueufo7 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 ack another few! -when you see bitemarks in your pencils and wonder who in the world has the nerve to get your pencils and bite them, only to realize it's the rosary ring on your thumb making the indentations! -when you have more holy cards than pairs of shoes (a woman thing)! -when you look forward to Mormon missionaries. muahahahahaha, if they only knew what they were getting themselves into ringing my doorbell! ~Diana:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueufo7 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 sorry, they just keep popping into my head! -when you have a hard time relaxing and enjoying a nice glass of red wine... because, you know, it's red wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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