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So, who thinks that I am a modernist?  

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[quote name='Paphnutius' date='Nov 9 2005, 08:09 AM']Did someone actually call you one?
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Yes, brendan1104. I am interested to see him PROVE IT TO ME!!!!

That's right folks, I am calling him out!!!!! I would love to see him prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am a Modernist.

One does not simply throw down the gauntlet and not follow through.

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To me a modernist is one who says "it aint broke but lets fix it anyhow". Take a look at half of the parishes in usa. You'll see modernism. VII taken to the extreme.

I dont think Cam is a modernist. Brendan, what you are complaining about is the widespread misenterpretations and "misenterpreters" of VII. Those are the modernists..

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*in my best Monty Python voice*
There are ways of telling if he's a modernist!

BTW, I voted modernist... I just didn't know that modernists cared about Aquinas!

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Q: What is a modernist?
Edit: for brevity's sake:
A: A modernist is a heretic.

Q: And what do you do to heretics?
A: You BURN them!

Q: What [i]also[/i] burns?
A: Wood!

Q: What else do you know about wood?
A: It floats!

Q: What also floats?
A: A duck!

Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic?
A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood.

Q: And therefore?
A: He's a modernist! Burn him!

Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam. :D:

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[quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:17 PM']Q: What is a modernist?
Edit: for brevity's sake:
A: A modernist is a heretic.

Q: And what do you do to heretics?
A: You BURN them!

Q: What [i]also[/i] burns?
A: Wood!

Q: What else do you know about wood?
A: It floats!

Q: What also floats?
A: A duck!

Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic?
A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood.

Q: And therefore?
A: He's a modernist!  Burn him!

Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam.  :D:
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Classic fallacy......

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[quote name='hot stuff' date='Nov 9 2005, 11:43 AM']So currently there are 10 people who don't know how to define modernist?
How odd..
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How do you define modernism?

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[quote name='Cam42' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:40 PM']Classic fallacy......
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but was it funny?

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[quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 02:39 PM']but was it funny?
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Sure? :idontknow:

I am kinda a philosophical purist.

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[quote name='scardella' date='Nov 9 2005, 12:17 PM']Q: What is a modernist?
Edit: for brevity's sake:
A: A modernist is a heretic.

Q: And what do you do to heretics?
A: You BURN them!

Q: What [i]also[/i] burns?
A: Wood!

Q: What else do you know about wood?
A: It floats!

Q: What also floats?
A: A duck!

Q: So, how can we know if he's a heretic?
A: If Cam weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood.

Q: And therefore?
A: He's a modernist!  Burn him!

Note: this is completely scientific and I have nothing personal against Cam.  :D:
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Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

This new learning amazes me!
Explain again, Scardella, how sheep's bladder may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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[quote name='Extra ecclesiam nulla salus' date='Nov 9 2005, 06:48 PM']i want to see brendan answer the question...
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:popcorn:

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