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If Satan was a US citizen, would he be an equal?


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If Satan was a citizen of the US, would he have equal rights?  

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Seems to be getting continuously harder to talk aginst the evils of society these days, I am just thinking; Isn't it just a matter of time until Satan himself will be able to walk down the streets free from any reprisal in general?

Seems that all forms of perversion are sprouting up and people tag you as intolerant any time you speak against these things.

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An old saying goes that once hell was going out of business. Satan put all of his torture devices up for sale on the clearance rack. A man walked passed and noticed the highest priced item was something called "Dispair". The man asked Satan why Dispair still cost so much. Satan said "This is my favorite tool. With dispair I can enter the lives of men and cause incredible havoc.

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While the Devil does like to go down to Georgia now and then, and has aparticular fondness for California's sultry clime, I beleive Canada would be his preferred permanent residence. Perhaps he'll find a place in Northern Ontario.
The climate in Canada is much more sophisticated and tolerant, and he could spend his days in peace without some pesky bible-thumping rednecks protesting his every move. :devil:

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Didn't Jesus say Satan is the ruler on Earth? I forget where but I know he said something like that in one of the Gospels. Help me our here. anyway, Satan has always been here.

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[quote name='Socrates' date='Sep 22 2005, 05:28 PM']While the Devil does like to go down to Georgia now and then, and has aparticular fondness for California's sultry clime, I beleive Canada would be his preferred permanent residence.  Perhaps he'll find a place in Northern Ontario.
The climate in Canada is much more sophisticated and tolerant, and he could spend his days in peace without some pesky bible-thumping rednecks protesting his every move. :devil:
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I remember that song.

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Sep 22 2005, 02:48 PM']He will seem as an angel of light and reason. His ideas will make sense to our senses and he will ensnare many.
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if this is true then how would we be able to tell if it was satan? Satan cant appear to be of the light with good reason. His reasons for things are perverted and distorted. Only would the unintelligent buy into what he says. The truth cannot logically be distorted. Those who dont know the truth are easily distorted. I think If you know the truth (biblical teachings and such) you cannot be harmed.

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[quote name='Socrates' date='Sep 22 2005, 05:28 PM']While the Devil does like to go down to Georgia now and then, and has aparticular fondness for California's sultry clime, I beleive Canada would be his preferred permanent residence.  Perhaps he'll find a place in Northern Ontario.
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The devil in Canada?!

Not until hell freezes over!







I guess Canada as close as one can get to hell freezing over, so I guess that makes sense. :weep:

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Sep 22 2005, 12:48 PM']He will seem as an angel of light and reason. His ideas will make sense to our senses and he will ensnare many.
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I agree with Adam. He will lure many to believe the same way he does and will be almost mesmorizing to one who has little faith or is lukewarm; but a person who truly follows the Lord will see that this person is not one to follow.

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