Old_Joe Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zwergel88 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Those are deep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zwergel88 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zwergel88 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='Sep 10 2005, 11:57 AM']The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? [right][snapback]718207[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Wow... inspiring... I like this one... mmmmm... holidays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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