Guys MUST apply here....

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='phatcatholic' date='Aug 30 2005, 03:47 AM']i aint skerrrrred

1. NAME: Nicholas Joseph Hardesty_____DATE OF BIRTH: 5-14-80

2. HEIGHT: 6'0"_____WEIGHT: 135_____ I.Q: I don't know, but I speculate that it is two standard deviations from the mean_____ G.P.A.: High School: 3.5, Undergrad: 3.76, Grad: 3.9

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # and DRIVERS LICENSE #: I'll pm you

4. BOY SCOUT RANK: Webelos (highest cub scout rank, I participated when i was a young lad)

5. HOME ADDRESS: I'll pm you _____CITY/STATE: Louisville, KY_____ZIP: 40207

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes

7. Number of years your parents have been married: 27

8. Do you own a van? No_____A truck with oversized tires? No_____ A waterbed? No_____ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? No

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? Not being precisely on time

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? It means envisioning that our Blessed Mother is with us whenever I am with her.

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? See answer to #10

12. Church you attend: Holy Spirit parish_____How often do you attend: Weekly

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? Whenever you like

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is: my brain.

B) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: skull

c) A woman's place is in the: deepest recesses of my heart

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: my insecurities

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her: talents? aspirations? (do i still have to slither away? )

seriously tho, it is her warmth, how open she is to having my company.

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? a teacher, counselor, and theologian

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

Nicholas Joseph Hardesty_____Signature ( That means your name, moron)
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you know... thinking back.... this looks a lot like the application my parents demanded for being my friend

[PadrePioOfPietrelcino]

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME [u] Benjamin Isaac Rogers [/u] DATE OF BIRTH [u]the fifth of July in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and eighty two[/u]

2. HEIGHT [u]5' 10"[/u] WEIGHT [u]155 lbs.[/u] I.Q [u] I don't know pretty high though[/u] G.P.A. [u]3.5 [/u] I have blue eyes if you wanna know that too.

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # [u]I'll tell you mine when you tell me yours [/u] DRIVERS LICENSE # [u]same as SS#[/u]

4. BOY SCOUT RANK [u]Arrow of Light, Eagle Scout with two palms, Venturing outdoor Bronze award. I'm also a Vigil Honor member Kansa Lodge #198 of the Order of the arrow serving as a past Chapter Chief, Lodge Chief, and Section Chief and receving the founders award (If you understand all of that well you already know how great I am)[/u]

5. HOME ADDRESS [u]Carriage House [/u]CITY/STATE [u]Topeka, KS[/u] ZIP [u]66609 [/u]

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? [u]Yes.[/u] If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married [u]30[/u]

8. Do you own a van? [u]No.[/u] A truck with oversized tires? [u]No.[/u] A waterbed? [u]No.[/u] Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo[u]No.[/u] (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? [u]anytime that results in my being injured[/u]

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? [u]I will stay outside of an arms length away at all times unless chaparoned, and then with only watchful eyes on me should I dare to enter within such distance[/u]

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? [u]You mean like no meat on Fridays? I actually find it a good time of sacrifice to bring me closer to God.[/u]

12. Church you attend [u]Most Pure Heart of Mary and Catholic Campus Center at Washburn university[/u] How often do you attend [u]3-4 times a week[/u]

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? [u]how about tonight during diner, my treat[/u]

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body If I should be shot, I would accept it in any location except that which would kill me, so in other words i would lift up my sorrows for the souls in purgatory if you let me live [/u]

b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my [u]please see above answer[/u]

c) A woman's place is [s]in the[/s] [u]happiness which brings her closer to Christ[u]

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is [u]What is beatiful about your daughter's personality it would take too long. Not that any ammount of time would be too long to think about the wonderfulness which is your daughter. I just think you like short answers, because of the fifty words or less bussiness from earlier. Oops have I gone on to long? Please accept my sincerest apologies, if you chose not to accept it please refer back to the answers given in a and b of this section.[/u]

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her [u]amazing eyes, tis the gateway to the soul[/u]

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!! LET ME FINISH I MIGHT MAKE IT UP TO YOU

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? [u]This application is really making me lean even more to the priesthood[/u]

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

[u]Benjamin I Rogers[/u] Signature ( That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)
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[jmjtina]

[quote]15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? [u][b]This application is really making me lean even more to the priesthood[/b][/u][/quote]

Edited October 7, 2005 by jmjtina

[crusader1234]

I'd just like to know how people are coming up with their IQ scores. Three people over 160? Really?

[jmjtina]

[quote name='crusader1234' date='Oct 6 2005, 10:52 PM']I'd just like to know how people are coming up with their IQ scores.  Three people over 160?  Really?
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they are trying to impress parents.....but I don't think lying to them is an honorable attribute either!

[crusader1234]

[quote name='jmjtina' date='Oct 6 2005, 11:54 PM']they are trying to impress parents.....but I don't think lying to them is an honorable attribute either!


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People with extremely high IQ's usually end up crazy too. Crazy or liars, take your pick!

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='crusader1234' date='Oct 6 2005, 11:57 PM']People with extremely high IQ's usually end up crazy too.  Crazy or liars, take your pick!
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[tojo]

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME: Thomas Clark Joseph F. DATE OF BIRTH: 27 Jan 1984

2. HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: 155 Ilbs. I.Q: Don't know G.P.A.: 3.6

3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: Undisclosed DRIVERS LICENSE: Michigan Operator's

4. BOY SCOUT RANK: not applicable

5. HOME ADDRESS: EMU Catholic Men's House CITY/STATE: Ypsilanti, MI ZIP 48197

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes. If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married: 22 years

8. Do you own a van? No. A truck with oversized tires? No. A waterbed? No. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo No. (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
Not being at least several minutes early so that those expecting you don't worry.

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
Do not in anyway come into physical contact with your daughter unless it is necessary to prevent injury (i.e. push out of the way of a truck), until told otherwise.

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
"Sexual abstinence" means refraining from any and all activites which would be sinful or create near occasions of sin.

12. Church you attend: Christ the King Catholic Church and Holy Trinity Student Parish How often do you attend CTK: every Sunday. HTSP: almost everyday

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister?
Fr. Francis of HTSP, M-F business hours.
Fr. Ed of CTK, by appointment.
My parents: Saturdays or Sundays.

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is a vital organ.

B) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my spinal cord.

c) A woman's place is in accordance with God's will for her life.

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is My family's faith.

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her degree of modesty, (more is better).

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? Faithful to the Lord and my vocation.

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

Thomas Clark Joseph F. Signature ( That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)

[missionseeker]

bump

[azaelia]

[quote name='matt_in_ohio' date='Sep 6 2005, 10:02 PM']I'm curious - Has anyone ever actually met and/or dated anyone from this fourm???

I've seen a bunch of dating threads - girls looking for guys, guys looking for girls, etc. And I've seen threads from people complaining about the dating threads 

So a part of me has to know; does any of this actually work 
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*raises hand*

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='matt_in_ohio' date='Sep 6 2005, 10:02 PM']I'm curious - Has anyone ever actually met and/or dated anyone from this fourm???

I've seen a bunch of dating threads - girls looking for guys, guys looking for girls, etc. And I've seen threads from people complaining about the dating threads 

So a part of me has to know; does any of this actually work 
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yep and close but no cigar. it works a lot like knowing each other from a college class. it can work if the two are in the same place (spiritually and emotionally) at the same time. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. in my case it didnt but i can tell you i came out with one of the best friends ive ever had and i love him more than you would probably believe.

[Norseman82]

This reminds me of the movie "Arthur" where the father of Liza Minelli's character does not want her to get married but take care of him instead, and when he asks "what does he do?" she responds "he's a millionaire"

"YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO MARRY HIM"

[Charms717RM1]

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME ____Keith William Hathaway __________ DATE OF BIRTH _____December 18, 1987__

2. HEIGHT _____6'_______ WEIGHT ___165_____ I.Q __ _137__ G.P.A._3.9_ __

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # ____*********____ DRIVERS LICENSE # ___********_ _______

4. BOY SCOUT RANK_______ _Eagle_______________

5. HOME ADDRESS _____________ CITY/STATE___Mansfield, Texas_ ___ ZIP __76063___

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?_____yes_ ________ If No., EXPLAIN ______________

7. Number of years your parents have been married _______20________

8. Do you own a van? __ no__ A truck with oversized tires? __no __ A waterbed? __ no___ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_____no _______ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?___anything after being 10 minutes early_ ________________ _

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____.__pretend Jesus is my chaperone________

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ___________don't even think about it_ ______________________

12. Church you attend ___St. Jude's parish______ How often do you attend ____weekly_______

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ____whenever____

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ___feet (i might as well be dead if i can't hike or backpack or use my mad Eagle scout skills in the wilderness) ____

B) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____see 14 a______

c) A woman's place is in the ________pew just like everyone else_______________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _what i used to do before i came back to the Church___ ______

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her __laughs and smiles___ _______

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _____priest____

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

______Keith Hathaway________________ Signature ( That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)

[littleflower+JMJ]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Mar 6 2006, 09:20 AM']*raises hand*
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and theres plenty more where for that came from too I hear

[Luthien]

[quote name='littleflower+JMJ' date='Mar 6 2006, 04:13 PM']and theres plenty more where for that came from too I hear
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