Guys MUST apply here....

[Dudette]

^same here.

[FlyLikeABird]

ditto ^

[Christie_M]

^with them

[Benedict]

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME [b]Riley James Benedict Williams II[/b] DATE OF BIRTH [b]November 25, 1982[/b]

2. HEIGHT [b]6'5"[/b] WEIGHT [b]320 lbs[/b] I.Q [b]168[/b] G.P.A. [b]3.985[/b]

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # [b]###-##-####[/b] DRIVERS LICENSE # [b]B########[/b]

4. BOY SCOUT RANK [b]None[/b]

5. HOME ADDRESS [b]123 Road[/b] CITY/STATE [b]Mesa, AZ[/b] ZIP [b]85205[/b]

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? [b]Yes[/b]

7. Number of years your parents have been married [b]I do not know[/b]

8. Do you own a van? [b]No[/b] A truck with oversized tires? [b]No[/b] A waterbed? [b]No[/b] Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo [b]No[/b]

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? [b]Local Authority Trading Enterprise.[/b]

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? [b]It means that you do not trust your own daughter enough to make the right choices for herself. As does this very application.[/b]

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? [b]Refraining.[/b]

12. Church you attend [b]St. Paul the Apostle[/b] How often do you attend? [b]Weekly[/b]

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? [b]When your daughter and I are engaged. Or maybe at our wedding reception.[/b]

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is [b]my brain.[/b]

B) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my [b]skull.[/b]

c) A woman's place is in the [b]the kitchen.[/b]

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is [b]the one thing I hope this application does not ask me about.[/b]

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her [b]existence.[/b]

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? [b]Older.[/b]


I would be very offended if my [potential] girlfriend's parents had me fill out an application. It is highly impersonal, reducing a human to little more than questions and answers on a piece of paper. It is highly rude as well.

[FlyLikeABird]

[CrossCuT]

[quote name='hugheyforlife'] i wanna see the girl application. [/quote]

[color=330000]Yes!
[/color]

[FlyLikeABird]

apparently there are a number of girls who want to date the same guy!

[Christie_M]

who would that be? lol

[CrossCuT]

[color=330000]Oh, is that what its for?
Haha, I didnt read..
I thought it was just a request for a girls thread like this...

Im just lazy!
[/color]

[HomeTeamFamily]

what if we are already in a relationship?

[FlyLikeABird]

This is too funny

[Emotion]

1. NAME John DATE OF BIRTH 9/26/87

2. HEIGHT 6'2 WEIGHT 148 I.Q __n/a ___ G.P.A.__n/a __

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # ____ ____ DRIVERS LICENSE # ____ _______

4. BOY SCOUT RANK none

5. HOME ADDRESS ___ask__ ________ CITY/STATE __TX__ ___ ZIP __76137___

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?____y__ ________ If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married _______2________

8. Do you own a van? __no __ A truck with oversized tires? __no __ A waterbed? __no ___ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_____ _yes tatt 9______ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?___12:00 a.m._ ________________ _______________________________________________________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____._alot!_________

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ____________alot ______________________

12. Church you attend ___st. patricks______ How often do you attend ____every sunday _______

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? _______whenever_

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is __your heart_ ____

B) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______wrist_____

c) A woman's place is in the ________ ____nail salon___________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____my past ______

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her _____eyes _______

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ___advertiser______

[Catholictothecore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


This made my day.

[Emotion]

?

[Catholictothecore]

Cause its obviously a joke. I mean, a lot of it is good, but I would hope any girl I dated's parents would not need an aplication to know that I'd respect their child.










For some people, however, the practice is entirely understandable.