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Anna

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If you are without sin like most American Catholics who don't go to confession, then strike someone else's breast

That was good! Thanks Anna!

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The Mass requires either a Priest or a Bishop to be celebrated. The celebrant stands in the place of Christ for the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass. The priest/Bishop are issued in male models only. If you find the other model- please refer to the "Emergency Church Exit Procedures"

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The old joke comes to mind....What is the difference between a modern liturgist and a terrorist????????

You can negotiate with a terrorist!!!!!!!!!!

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Anna, my dear, this is a geniune similated diamond!

:lol: Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!

You're right on, as usual. One of the tenents of Protestantism (at least the brand I belonged to) is that it is sacrilegious to laugh at things religious. Catholics on the other hand have a wonderful time laughing at themselves and all the things they hold sacred. I like it better on this side of the Great Divide.

I'm going to start a thread for Catholic jokes.

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