Jaime Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 So this can be fun! This is a little game my friends and I like to play called [b]"What's on Their Tombstone" [/b] Here's whatcha do. Figure out an Epitaph (hopefully something funny) that you think would be fitting for the tombstone of one of your Phellow Phatmassers. DO NOT DO YOUR OWN!! Here's some examples to start things off HSMOM "Here lies Hsmom. She has now found her Hsalvation!" CARRIE "The threads finally got their revenge!" CAMSTER "You may now have the last word" NOEL'S ANGEL "You can find my body touring with the guy in the hat" Ok kids, let's see what you can come up with. Hopefully this can be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 p rose.... and she will now too... (get it, "P" rose.. like rose up...) Okay, so I am not very good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 [quote name='prose' date='Aug 9 2005, 10:19 AM']p rose.... and she will now too... (get it, "P" rose.. like rose up...) Okay, so I am not very good at this. [right][snapback]678160[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Actually it didn't need any explanation and it was really funny!! Here's another one for you "I SHOULD HAVE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!" You're supposed to do others and let others do unto you! : Its all good! Thanks for saving this sinking thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I am soooo not good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatcatholic Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 hot stuff "In case anyone is confused, Katie Couric is NOT burried here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Aug 9 2005, 10:35 AM']hot stuff "In case anyone is confused, Katie Couric is NOT burried here" [right][snapback]678184[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 HUGHEYFORLIFE "I wonder what my name is now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 HUGHEYFORLIFE: 'For the last time, I'm a girl!' hot stuff "The funniest man of phatmass is now telling his jokes in heaven (as soon as he's done his purgatory)." Littleflower + JMJ "The queen of posting is gone, but not forgotten." APATHY "Who cares?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eremite Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 dUST "Ashes to ashes, dUSt to dust" Musturde "He was a walking talking dorito, but now he rests in peace, wrote some dope rhymes, had some good times, and always believed in the Credo" Brother Adam "Here lies brother adam. Finally gets to ask Brother Adam and Sister Eve how exactly they came to be" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside. A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find." Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find. So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say: [b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Aug 9 2005, 12:00 PM']Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside. A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find." Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find. So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say: [b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b] [right][snapback]678329[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam42 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 hot stuff "It was the guitar that killed me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0lar_bear Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Aug 9 2005, 02:00 PM']Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside. A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find." Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find. So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say: [b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b] [right][snapback]678329[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullnaChinaShop Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 homeschoolmom There's no paper jammed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 inDEED: "inDEAD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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