p-hawk Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 [quote] Our Ritual is exciting and meaningful. It is modeled in a traditional way, but has been rewritten and adapted for all persons. No one, of any religious background, should be offended. [/quote] Except those of the religious background you have rewritten. Like myself. : *writes down yet another prayer intention*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Aug 2 2005, 09:33 AM']What does this mean??? [right][snapback]668378[/snapback][/right] [/quote] It means we can rewrite the dictionary! Allow me to demonstrate: Catholic = Non-denominational cookie = Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Christ instantiated in tasty chocolate chip forgiveness of sins = illicit general absolution whenever you feel like it divorced = single crystal = suitable container for fermented grape juice (oh wait, this hasn't changed!) relativism = absolutely no dogmatic statements "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line." " I feel that everyone who decides that words don't mean what they mean deserves this fate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I don't see a picture What a bunch of quacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritual_Arsonist Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 [quote name='philothea' date='Aug 2 2005, 12:16 AM']Icky, but laughable, too. "All who want to see clerical domination ended..." I want more clerical domination, sorry... [right][snapback]668175[/snapback][/right] [/quote] A seminarian has his ears OPEN... : : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 i hate it when people can't get their point across in any other way OTHER THAN CAPSLOCKING EVERY SINGLE WORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 [quote name='peach_cube' date='Aug 1 2005, 10:00 PM'][quote]All Persons are welcome to our Communion Table, and for those who wish it, we have General Absolution at every Mass.[/quote] [right][snapback]668084[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [b] SFD!!!! Sign me up!!![/b] ([font="Arial"][i]twice a year, each time for a single mass, unless an emergency occurs.[/font][/i]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahB Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 For those of us in the Pittsburgh area.......we should all get together and go up to that church on that Sunday and kneel across the street and pray the Rosary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Why should we END clerical celibacy? How can they call themselves Catholic??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahB Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 How can Ted Kennedy call himself Catholic? You guess is as good as mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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