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A Kansas man has put his best foot forward — in a bucket of formaldehyde on the front porch.

Ezekiel Rubottom, 21, of Lawrence, had to have his clubbed left foot amputated three weeks ago after a lifetime of medical problems. After the operation, he took it home.

"I'm not sick or, like, a danger," he told the Lawrence Journal-World. "I just wanted my foot ... I just figured I'd do with it whatever I pleased."

Rubottom's friends at the house where he's staying don't mind the body part in a bucket, but after a local kid told his parents about it Saturday, the cops came by and confiscated it.

"We had to make sure that no crime had been committed," said Sgt. Dan Ward.

On Monday, Rubottom went with police down to Lawrence Memorial Hospital (search), where he proved to them that the foot was his. Hospital official Karen Shumate said people often keep leftover body parts.

"They've had women that want their uterus. People take tonsils. They take appendixes," she told the newspaper. "I think it's unusual that someone would want a foot, but it's within their rights because it's theirs."

Now the foot is back on the front porch, where it floats in the bucket along with a porcelain horse and a can of Hamm's beer (search), forming what Rubottom calls "a collage of myself." Two toes have been snipped off as possible gifts to friends.

"It's cool. It's all good," Rubottom said. "Now I've got my foot back. That's all I wanted."

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Noel's angel

awww bless. He should get Gunther to plastinate it though-then he can put it on a shelf in his livingroom

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When I saw the title to this thread I started singing the theme song for Footloose... :unsure:


Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose!!

:banana:

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homeschoolmom

uh, no. A pliatinated foot would make a great doorstop or bookend...

and Brother Adam, you're gross...

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homeschoolmom

This reminds me of one of the stupid coversations we had in college:

If you were alone in a romote area and severed a body part, would you bring it back to civilization with you or would you just leave it there? If it were a pinky, you could just shove it in your pocket... but a leg...?

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[quote name='azaelia' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:48 PM']When I saw the title to this thread I started singing the theme song for Footloose... :unsure:
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose!!

:banana:
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me too!

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jul 27 2005, 01:51 PM']"They've had women that want their uterus. People take tonsils. They take appendixes," she told the newspaper. "I think it's unusual that someone would want a foot, but it's within their rights because it's theirs."
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..and bringing home a uterus or tonsils or an appendix isn't weird!?!

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maybe Rubottom should ship it to that Naked foot tickler in Florida. It'll keep busy, and keep him bothering people.

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 27 2005, 03:31 PM']I miss my spleen... :(
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Don't you need that to live?

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