curtins Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I love that one rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 I almost fell of my chair!!! rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 [quote name='curtins' date='Jul 21 2005, 09:53 PM']I love that one rofl [right][snapback]653683[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I've never heard that one! I'll e-mail it to my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofpheritup Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 [quote name='infinitelord1' date='Jul 21 2005, 10:33 PM']what happens when you fall in the toilet? your rearend gets wet.................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahhahhahahahhaaha.........i just made that up. [right][snapback]653652[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Let us see now. Yeah I know too much time on your hands. Well maybe not exactly your hands. More like too much time on your......! NEVER MIND. I hear another topic calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 true story.. I was driving down I-74 in Peoria with two of my friends from out of town. (Peoria's the headquarters of the Caterpillar tractor company.) [b]Wade:[/b] Guys! I just thought of a great new drinking game! You drive around Peoria, and every time you see a piece of Caterpillar machinery you take a shot! [b]Steve:[/b] Uhhh.... dude... [b]Wade:[/b] What? [b]me:[/b] That is so, like... illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappie Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 A nervous young priest, concluding his first sermon, told the flock, "For my text next Sunday, I will take the words, “And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes." A member of the flock raised his hand and said, "That's not much of a trick. I could do that." The priest didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he decided to repeat the text. This time he did it properly, "And they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread and two fishes." Smiling, the priest said to the noisy man, "Could you do that, Mr. Perkins?" The member of the flock said, "I sure could." "How would you do it?" asked the minister. "With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='Jul 18 2005, 11:08 AM'] Monsignor Dawson says to him out loud, "I think there's something wrong with the microphone."Â to which the entire congregation replies, "And also with you." [right][snapback]647988[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Okay... here's the only joke I ever remember my mom telling me. (I think I was in Junior High when this doozy came along....) Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned to death? So Catholics could go instead of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 What does ;lajksdofjalk;jsd mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zunshynn Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) A Jesuit and a Franciscan are talking and a man comes up to them and asks, "How many novenas must I say to get a Mercedes Benz?" The Franciscan asks, "What's a Mercedes Benz?" The Jesuit asks, "What's a novena?" Edited July 27, 2005 by zunshynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 The soldier told his captain one morning, "Captain, I can't find anymore, I broke my glasses." The captain told him, "Don't worry, we'll just put you in the front line so you can see." _________________________________________ Another one I like is: "MY MOTHER LIED!!! Being over 15 years and I ain't blind yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Would anyone like to hear the greatest Knock Knock Joke ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 sure! what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Christie_M' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:44 PM']sure! what is it? [right][snapback]661648[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Okay, go ahead... You start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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