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... when you are known for giving Catholic Bibles to protestants who wonder about "those extra books" in the Old Testament

p.s. I just made it from Lurker to Newbie! Yay!

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... when you travel the world with phatmass shirts, and you are severely disappointed that Dust doesn't even comment on the pictures.

:(

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cathoholic_anonymous

This list is alarming in its accuracy. I do everything on it apart from finding guys in scapulars to be hot. I seem to have a strange penchant for Anglicans.

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I used to have a gregorian chant answering maching message. It had some lating greggors in the background and I said "Hello, this is Bother Mikhail. I am afraid Brother Dunstan cannot come to the phone right now. He is down in the wine celler sampling, i mean CHECKING inventory."

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[quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1414040' date='Nov 4 2007, 10:48 PM']Hmm. I should never have admitted that outside of the confessional.[/quote]
Yes, especially living in the land of the CofE. Traitor!

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[quote name='Staretz' post='1414046' date='Nov 4 2007, 08:25 AM']I used to have a gregorian chant answering maching message. It had some lating greggors in the background and I said "Hello, this is Bother Mikhail. I am afraid Brother Dunstan cannot come to the phone right now. He is down in the wine celler sampling, i mean CHECKING inventory."[/quote]
:lol:

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[quote name='avemaria40' post='644859' date='Jul 15 2005, 07:45 PM']-when asked about ur fav celeb, u say the Pope[/quote]

Hehe! Thanks, ave, I'm using that one from now on!

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  • 2 months later...

When you wear a Crucifix and three medals to work every day.

When you bless yourself with Holy Water before you go to sleep at night. (and your pillow for sweet dreams and your bed to keep evil away and your cat just because she is there.)

When you bless the inside and outside of your car with Holy Water before any major trip and just the inside when making any drive.

When you automatically make the sign of the cross to pray before meals when you are at a restaurant.

When you know the daily line up on relevant radio.

When you are in a conversation with people at work or the store or wherever and you notice you now always stand with your hands clasped in front of you as you would if in church.

All of the previous except for me too, thinking someone wearing a scapular is hot. Now, a cassock, that is something else. :prop:

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Spamity Calamity

"...you get excited that you can buy cheap Guadalupe candles in the ethnic section of the grocery store."

Thats kinda like me. I walk by there and I'm like "oooooh pretty!"

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