You know you're IN.... when....

[franciscanheart]

i can make texas with my left hand

[goldbug16]

[b]You Know You're in Maine: [/b]

If you own more than four pair of gloves.

If, when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.

If in March your vehicle is 43% mud.

If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.

If you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.

If your central heating system is fueled by large logs.

If you can see the stars at night.

If people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.

If a deer throws itself under your wheels.

If you got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.

If you only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.

If you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.

If you put the car heater on your list of best friends.

If your long john's don't come off until mid-May

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun..

You have one season called: "Tourist Season."

There is only one shopping plaza in town.

You find -60 a might chilly.

You can play road hockey on skates.

You can tell the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel from 300 yards away.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means going to Bangor for the weekend.

You know several people who have hit moose more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

There are 4 empty cars running in the parking lot at the convenience store at any given time.

Hahaha...there are plenty more.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

You know you're IN when...you have Indianapolis in the middle of you.

[goldbug16]

Say what?

[Thy Geekdom Come]

You know you're in Louisiana when you find yourself saying things like, "it's not the cold, it's the humidity" and "wow, I wonder what kind of bug that is!"

[Catholictothecore]

Dang, I had a whole list and it didn't post...here are some highlights.

You know you're a Wisconsinite (especially the NW quardrant) if...

you think a warm, puffy Green Bay Packer jacket is appropriate apparael for Christmas morning mass.

while you know that even though you're being more respectful in suit and tie, the person three pews up in said Packer jacket is much warmer than you are.

The name "Brett Favre" fills your heart with joy and thaws your numb limbs.

You think a mounted deer head actually is a tactful addition to your home decor.

You enjoy that decor while eating steaks that came from the deer looking down on you.

You hear Minnesotans and Michaganders complain about how cold it is, shrug your shoulders, and go do a full day of farm work while they sit inside and complain.

The first thing you do with a new calender is cirlce, in red, the following days; Fishing Opener, Hunting Opener, Football Opener, and when Daylight Savings begins and ends.

Edited December 9, 2007 by Catholictothecore