lifeteenchick527 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 haha good timezzzzzzzzz God Bless LTC :hearts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like swatch, There are no limits. God is like Airbus, setting the standards. God is like Boeing, getting people together. God is like Adidas, there from the start. God is like Hoover, deep down you want Him. God is like Miele, anything else is a compromise. God is like Subaru, number one for customer satisfaction. God is like Hertz, suddenly you're free again. God is like FedEx, be absolutely sure. God is like Cats, now and forever. God is like Spam, too good to be forgotten. God is like Holiday Inn, He puts a smile back on your face. God is like Sheraton Hotels, Who's taking care of you? God is like Stakis, you won't want to say goodbye. God is like Asprey, for the art of giving. God is like Illinois, right here, right now. God is like BMW, for the world ahead. God is like Yamaha, the way it should be. God is like Vision Express, You'll see. God is like JBL, hear Him everywhere. God is like Victrola, the gift that keeps on giving. God is like Air Miles, who joins, wins. God is like India, you'll never be the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ooh did you put all those together yourself? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like Folgers Coffee....the best part of waking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like...a famous corporate advertising sloagan. Oh, wait, no He's not. oops, there goes photosynthesis out to ruin everyone's fun carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 (edited) Slight variation on the duct tape one: God is like duct tape, He holds the world together! ...and He comes in so many colors and sizes, and He can work anywhere Edited July 10, 2005 by MissScripture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 [quote name='MissScripture' date='Jul 10 2005, 11:59 AM']Slight variation on the duct tape one: God is like duct tape, He holds the world together! ...and He comes in so many colors and sizes, and He can work anywhere [right][snapback]638402[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/fsfy007/Church/godusednails.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetpea316 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I had that picture on a camp shirt from a few years ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 God is like Culver's, taste how much He cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 God is like Radio Shack you've got questions he's got answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudate_Dominum Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 God is like American Airlines... Something special in the air. And He's kind of like Delta; He loves to fly and it shows. Or maybe He's like Circuit City: just what I need. Or perhaps like Sony: like.no.other. We all know He's like Visa: everywhere you want to be. And God is definitely like Duracell; trusted everywhere. And no doubt like a 3dfx card: so powerful, it's kind of ridiculous. Baptism is kind of like Nintendo: now you're playing with power. And Confession is like Las Vegas: What happens here, stays here. And Catholicism is kind of like AOL: so easy to use, no wonder it's number one. The final judgment is kind of like Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? And sainthood is like Calvin Klein: Know what comes between me and my God? Nothing. The Rosary be kinda like Geico: Just 15 minutes can save you... Being in union with Rome is like Allstate: you're in good hands. And no doubt St. Peter got hooked up like Jockey underwear: The best seat in the house. That's why Catholics do it up like Prudential: Get a piece of the rock. The Church be covering the earth like Sherwin-Williams. It's a symbol of freedom like southwest. Where the magic never ends, it's world class, worldwide. The gates of hell will not prevail, she's built for the road ahead. Can't get enough of this, the drive of your life; for life like volvo. Like a rock, like no other, like nothing else on earth. Moving forward, new doors opened; once driven forever smitten. She's designed for action like Pontiac, the real thing; this ain't your father's oldsmobile. You asked for it, you got it; don't compromise, catholicize. The answer is yes, now what's the question? Cross into the blue, we want you; expand your horizons, there's no life like it, be all that you can be, this is the instrument of the immortals. If you don't get it, you don't get it. The Church is still the One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 i like that L_D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 That was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 ROFL I like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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