Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Jul 9 2005, 11:27 AM']lol okay I made up one of my own lol God is like duct tape .... He can fix anything *southerners will really understand this one * [right][snapback]637247[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ahh yes that is true However where men use duct tape to fix everything, God used nails. God is like American Express, don't leave home without Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 God is like the US Post Office, neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from his appointed destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 God is like State Farm Insurance, like a good neighbor, He is there. God is like General Electric, He brings good things to life. God is like DeBeers, He is forever. God is like Wheaties, He's the breakfast of champions. God is like Pizza Hut, gather 'round the good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I GOT ONE GOD IS LIKE THE AIR FORCE NO ONE COMES CLOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 they just keep getting better and better keep 'em comin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 i still like the duct tape one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 heh i just thought of something.... who likes blue collar comedy tour? i dont like all of em but i DO like tater salad (lol) and his joke about DeBeers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karin Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like Applebees' ... Simply Irresistible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitelord1 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 (edited) god is like the birds that keep wakin me up in the morning.....churp.....churp Edited July 10, 2005 by infinitelord1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaidoh Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 lol i love them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like frosted flakes- He's greeeeeeaaaatttt!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karin Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 tony are you proud of me i made up mine all by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 These are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like mcdonalds- Im lovin him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 God is like JCPENNY.....Its all inside. and shouldn't God be McDonald's because He loves to see you smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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