Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 God is like VISA, he's everywhere you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiL Kat Said Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaidoh Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 God is like a Chevy Truck, He's like a rock. That would be funnier with Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 ooh i got one. not about god though sainthood is like lexus, the passionate persuit of perfection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 oooo that's a good one. God is like Coca-Cola, He's the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philippe Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 thats awesome haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeteenchick527 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 rofl...those are amazing God Bless LTC :hearts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 GOD is like BAYER ASPIRIN ... He works miracles. GOD is like a FORD ... He's got a better idea. GOD is like COKE ... He's the real thing. GOD is like HALLMARK CARDS ... He cares enough to send His very best. GOD is like TIDE ... He gets the stains out that others leave behind. GOD is like GENERAL ELECTRIC ... He brings good things to life. GOD is like SEARS ... He has everything. GOD is like ALKA-SELTZER ... Try Him, you'll like him. GOD is like SCOTCH TAPE ... You can't see him, but you know He's there. GOD is like DELTA ... He's ready when you are. GOD is like ALLSTATE ... You're in good hands with Him. GOD is like VO-5 HAIR SPRAY ... He holds through all kinds of weather. GOD is like DIAL SOAP ... Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeteenchick527 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 rofl! those are awesome JENNIE!!!! way kool thats my sister God Bless LTC :hearts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariology21 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Jul 9 2005, 11:50 AM']GOD is like BAYER ASPIRIN ... He works miracles. GOD is like a FORD ... He's got a better idea. GOD is like COKE ... He's the real thing. GOD is like HALLMARK CARDS ... He cares enough to send His very best. GOD is like TIDE ... He gets the stains out that others leave behind. GOD is like GENERAL ELECTRIC ... He brings good things to life. GOD is like SEARS ... He has everything. GOD is like ALKA-SELTZER ... Try Him, you'll like him. GOD is like SCOTCH TAPE ... You can't see him, but you know He's there. GOD is like DELTA ... He's ready when you are. GOD is like ALLSTATE ... You're in good hands with Him. GOD is like VO-5 HAIR SPRAY ... He holds through all kinds of weather. GOD is like DIAL SOAP ... Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did? [right][snapback]637212[/snapback][/right] [/quote] These are great! ~Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reelguy227 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I agree ,those are really cool . :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 my fave was about the scotch tape lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) lol okay I made up one of my own lol God is like duct tape .... He can fix anything *southerners will really understand this one * Edited July 9, 2005 by StColette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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