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I got this in my E-mail and decided to share it here.

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500

employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this one on.

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Cure of Ars

This is crazy.

American War Casualties (1776 - 1998)

(Each cross-mark represents 50,000 people killed.)

Revolutionary War (25,324) 1/2†

Civil War (498,332) ††††††††††

World War I (116,708) †††

World War II (407,316) ††††††††

Korean War (54,246) †

Vietnam War (58,655) †

Gulf War (293) 1/200†

War on Children in the Womb (37,000,000)

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http://www.cblink.com/userpages/~circleb/s...cial/unborn.htm

Mc Just, What happened to your web site. I went to listen to spiritual high and your site is down. What is up with that?

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Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

sweet quote. if you look hard enough, you can make a lot of connections between the people of the ark and the people of the titanic.

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blazeingstar

The issue that I have with these sorts of things is that it gives you very emotionally charged and minimal information.  I also have a real problem with using deafness as a reason not to have children or make life worth living.  It's incredibly disgusting and in the deaf community is considered ridiculous.  The deaf community do not consider themselves lacking in any way, and do not see themselves as disabled.

 

The other thing about world leaders.  It's really immature to simply decide leaders on their "morals"  I mean just look at  Bill Cosby.  For DECADES he was upheld as the most paternal, kind and honest man, and now we find he was drugging and raping women by the dozens during those same decades.  People who think that leaders are only squeaky clean are really just nieve.

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