Brother Adam Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Just wait til she's a mommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetpea316 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 19 2005, 08:39 PM']Just wait til she's a mommy. [right][snapback]616363[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 buy her a hand held can opener... I still use the one I had in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I had no idea that can openers were fixable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam42 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jun 19 2005, 08:30 PM']I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? [right][snapback]616354[/snapback][/right] [/quote] That you need to do the dishes and fix the can opener? Call me crazy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueufo7 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:30 PM']I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? [right][snapback]616354[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah I know it's nagging... but... Unless she is an exception to the norm of woman-kind... the benefits to you actually doing those house chores will surprise you! I challenge you to [b]cheerfully[/b] wash the dishes everyday for two weeks and play around with that can opener for a night. Be attentive and uncomplaining if she asks you to help her take out the garbage and stuff. for two weeks. I promise that you will be shocked at the positive reaction you'll get from your wife... it will be [b]well worth [/b]the dishes! Trust me on this!!! :hearts: :married: :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fides_et_Ratio Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Do them chores! Right NOW, not later, not in five minutes, RIGHT THIS INSTANT! She's your wife, not your maid!!! (man, I sound like my mom! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyman Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 just because it's a blue ufo, doesn't mean there isn't a little bit of good sense in there . . . give it a shot and report back in two weeks . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Fides_et_Ratio' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:52 PM']Do them chores! Right NOW, not later, not in five minutes, RIGHT THIS INSTANT! She's your wife, not your maid!!! (man, I sound like my mom! ) [right][snapback]616430[/snapback][/right] [/quote] you mean there's a difference? sheesh... why don't I just go be a priest then! I thought you got a free maid with the marriage deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fides_et_Ratio Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:55 PM']you mean there's a difference? sheesh... why don't I just go be a priest then! I thought you got a free maid with the marriage deal [right][snapback]616437[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Didn't you know? It's the woman who gets the slav--I mean, male servant to do all the housework, gardening, and chores whilst she raises the wonderful children all while maintaining the stunning beauty of her youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezic Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 hmm that sounds like a skewed picture of reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 if i turn out to be anything like my mother.... i give my husband permission to duct tape my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Be nice to your mom she gave birth to you no? I say you help out. You'll be amazed. Meg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 My mom and siblings like to point out how glad they are that I am not their mother. They also hope I don't have children, as they feel sorry for them already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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