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Chicken Cleared of Crossing Road Charge
Sunday, May 29, 2005

RIDGECREST, Calif. — A chicken (search) that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it.

The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after Linc and Helena Moore's attorney argued that the fowl was domesticated and could not be charged as livestock.

State law restricts livestock (search) on highways, but not domestic animals.

The chicken was ticketed March 26 for impeding traffic after it wandered onto a road in Johannesburg (search), a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.

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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='Dudette' date='May 29 2005, 02:12 PM'] :huh: *doesn't get it.* [/quote]
:huh: *doesnt get why she doesnt get it*

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[quote name='fidei defensor' date='May 29 2005, 04:19 PM'] :huh: *doesnt get why she doesnt get it* [/quote]
I get it now, goes to show you how stupid I can get! :lol: :unsure:

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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='Dudette' date='May 29 2005, 02:20 PM'] I get it now, goes to show you how stupid I can get! :lol: :unsure: [/quote]
:lol: You havent seen stupid until you have seen some of the things i have done :ph34r:

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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='let_go_let_God' date='May 29 2005, 03:14 PM'] Hmmm I saw a malard mother with chicks on the Hwy today.

God bless-
LGLG [/quote]
There is this stupid baby bird sitting on my fence, and its been there the past 3 hours. Its mother keeps bringing it food. What a lazy butt! :P

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='fidei defensor' date='May 29 2005, 05:03 PM'] There is this stupid baby bird sitting on my fence, and its been there the past 3 hours. Its mother keeps bringing it food. What a lazy butt! :P [/quote]
No discipline among birds today...mamma's got to do all the work. <_<

I think you should go out there and try to interfere. I'm sure she'll understand. :mellow:

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='May 29 2005, 02:07 PM']The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after Linc and Helena Moore's attorney argued that the fowl was domesticated and could not be charged as livestock.[/quote]
How much in lawyer's fees did it cost to get it dismissed? :huh:

Maybe they were worried about the ticket going down on the chicken's permanent record. :mellow:

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KizlarAgha

[quote name='Colleen' date='May 29 2005, 05:01 PM'] How much in lawyer's fees did it cost to get it dismissed? :huh:

Maybe they were worried about the ticket going down on the chicken's permanent record. :mellow: [/quote]
Well you have to understand - this is California. The owner is going to sue the government for the emotional trauma done to his pet chicken when it was given the ticket.

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