How about a Joke?

[Old_Joe]

So here's another one:

There was this little boy really wanted a new bike. So he asked his mom to buy one for him. Now his mom, being a devout Catholic, told her son that he should pray for something that he wanted. so he goes up to his room and kneels at the foot of his bed, but he can't think of what to say. He gets really frustrated because he really wants this bike. Then he gets an idea. He runs downstairs and out of the house. He goes to his mom's garden and picks the statue of Mary and carrys up to his room. He puts the statue in his closet. Then kneeling at the foot of his bed, he says, "Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again..."

[KizlarAgha]

[quote name='Old_Joe' date='May 28 2005, 12:38 AM'] So here's another one:

There was this little boy really wanted a new bike. So he asked his mom to buy one for him. Now his mom, being a devout Catholic, told her son that he should pray for something that he wanted. so he goes up to his room and kneels at the foot of his bed, but he can't think of what to say. He gets really frustrated because he really wants this bike. Then he gets an idea. He runs downstairs and out of the house. He goes to his mom's garden and picks the statue of Mary and carrys up to his room. He puts the statue in his closet. Then kneeling at the foot of his bed, he says, "Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again..." [/quote]
I really shouldn't be laughing at that...

[Old_Joe]

That's about as bad as my jokes get. They used to be worse.

[Old_Joe]

Did you hear about what happened at the last Conclave?

Apparently, they were trying to figure out if there were enough Cardinals to vote. one of them suggested, "Let's take a Poll."