Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Knock Knock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KizlarAgha Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='May 25 2005, 12:58 AM'] Knock Knock [/quote] Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 A little Old Lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 A little old lady who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 OK, I'll bite... A little old lady who? [color=yellow]I didn't know you could yodel.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 I see you've heard this one before, T-Bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Okay here's a new one: Knock Knock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak Who?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I know you have more jokes than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Here's one: Knock knock. Who's there? A very impatient cow. A very impatient- MOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 So my friend and I were visiting Rome. Now my friend really likes to grill. So do I, but not to the same extent. Anyway, he brought along a Hibachi, and on top of visiting sites as tourists he was looking for a good place where he could start grilling. Well, we wind up touring the Vatican and we come to the Papal Gardens. This time they were closed off to the public today, but my friend was determined and jumps the fence. Reluctantly, I jump the fence and join him. He starts setting up the hibachi. Meanwhile, I'm freaking out. I'm thinking the guards are going to find us and we're gonna get arrested and kicked out of the country. At this time, I see the Popemobile coming around the bend, and I see the Pope motion to the driver in our direction. I dive behind some bushes and hide. my friend, however, keeps grilling. From my hiding place, I see the Popemobile drive up to my friend and the window opens and Pope lean out and say something while making the sign of the Cross and then he left. As soon as the coast was clear, I come out from behind the bushes and say, "Do You realize what has just happened? You got a Papal blessing!" My friend turns to me with a puzzled look on his face and says, " I didn't get a Papal blessing." "Well, then what happened?" I reply. "Well, the Holy Father came up to me and said, 'I want you (points up), the Hibachi (points down), and your friend in the bushes (points right) to get out of my Gardens! (points left)'" :haha: :roll: :laugh: :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scofizzle Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 T-bone is back!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookwyrm Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='May 25 2005, 03:50 PM'] So my friend and I were visiting Rome. Now my friend really likes to grill. So do I, but not to the same extent. Anyway, he brought along a Hibachi, and on top of visiting sites as tourists he was looking for a good place where he could start grilling. Well, we wind up touring the Vatican and we come to the Papal Gardens. This time they were closed off to the public today, but my friend was determined and jumps the fence. Reluctantly, I jump the fence and join him. He starts setting up the hibachi. Meanwhile, I'm freaking out. I'm thinking the guards are going to find us and we're gonna get arrested and kicked out of the country. At this time, I see the Popemobile coming around the bend, and I see the Pope motion to the driver in our direction. I dive behind some bushes and hide. my friend, however, keeps grilling. From my hiding place, I see the Popemobile drive up to my friend and the window opens and Pope lean out and say something while making the sign of the Cross and then he left. As soon as the coast was clear, I come out from behind the bushes and say, "Do You realize what has just happened? You got a Papal blessing!" My friend turns to me with a puzzled look on his face and says, " I didn't get a Papal blessing." "Well, then what happened?" I reply. "Well, the Holy Father came up to me and said, 'I want you (points up), the Hibachi (points down), and your friend in the bushes (points right) to get out of my Gardens! (points left)'" :haha: :roll: :laugh: :rotfl: [/quote] Oh jeez .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janana8706 Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 wow the pope one was really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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