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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='let_go_let_God' date='Apr 26 2005, 07:57 PM'] One thing that I overheard a guy say and it's stuck with me.

[quote]A woman's heart is supposed to be treated with the upmost care as you would crystal or fine china. Once a woman's heart has been broken, it can almost never be put back together.[/quote]

I think that was really cool.

God bless-
LGLG [/quote]
I'm a fan of this one: A woman must place her heart in God, so that a man must go there to claim it.

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let_go_let_God

[quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 26 2005, 06:58 PM'] I'm a fan of this one: A woman must place her heart in God, so that a man must go there to claim it. [/quote]
That sounds like what my boyfriend tells me. Also there is one about relationships that since I'm a "math" major I find really funny and true.

A relationship is like a triangle with God as the top point. When two people come closer to God they become closer to each other.

God bless-
LGLG

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='let_go_let_God' date='Apr 26 2005, 08:02 PM'] That sounds like what my boyfriend tells me. Also there is one about relationships that since I'm a "math" major I find really funny and true.

A relationship is like a triangle with God as the top point. When two people come closer to God they become closer to each other.

God bless-
LGLG [/quote]
:)

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theculturewarrior

I like this one.


[quote]There is nothing deadlier than the curse of a woman. All her ways are poison. Her lips drip honeyed venom, her eyes entice with the malice of sin, but all her ways poison. The steps to her house lead to hell.[/quote]

It's from Proverbs. :mellow:

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Apr 26 2005, 08:12 PM'] I like this one.




It's from Proverbs. :mellow: [/quote]
[quote]Worst of all wounds is that of the heart, worst of all evils is that of a woman.  Worst of all sufferings is that from one's foes, worst of all vengeance is that of one's enemies:  No poison worse than that of a serpent, no venom greater than that of a woman.  With a dragon or a lion I would rather dwell than live with an evil woman.  Wickedness changes a woman's looks, and makes her sullen as a female bear.  When her husband sits among his neighbors, a bitter sigh escapes him unawares.  There is scarce any evil like that in a woman; may she fall to the lot of the sinner!  Like a sandy hill to aged feet is a railing wife to a quiet man.  Stumble not through woman's beauty, nor be greedy for her wealth;  The man is a slave, in disgrace and shame, when a wife supports her husband.  Depressed mind, saddened face, broken heart--this from an evil wife. Feeble hands and quaking knees-- from a wife who brings no happiness to her husband.  In woman was sin's beginning, and because of her we all die.  Allow water no outlet, and be not indulgent to an erring wife.  If she walks not by your side, cut her away from you. -Sirach 25:12-25[/quote]

:mellow:

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 26 2005, 06:58 PM']
I think that was really cool.

God bless-
LGLG [/QUOTE]
I'm a fan of this one: A woman must place her heart in God, so that a man must go there to claim it. [/quote]
I love that one!!

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franciscanheart

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Apr 26 2005, 04:35 PM'] Women are so great. ^_^ Until they rip your heart and and shove it down your throat. ^_^ [/quote]
:crackup:




that could also be read:

"Men are so great. ^_^ Until they rip your heart out, shred it, and shove it down your throat. ^_^ "

:mellow:



okay and again to the original comment there: :crackup:

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theculturewarrior

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Apr 26 2005, 07:12 PM'] I like this one.




It's from Proverbs. :mellow: [/quote]
Just so you all know, I made that Bible quote up. There's no such passage in the Bible.

God might actually love women. The Bible just doesn't say. -_-
































Bad. Must. Phlogg. Self.

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