Guest T-Bone Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 In this modern era, half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Noel's angel Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest T-Bone Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 [quote name='cappie' date='Sep 23 2005, 02:42 PM'] [right][snapback]735606[/snapback][/right] [/quote] If I recall, Cappie, you have a thread about the same age called "Encouraging Thought for the Day". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Now I'm depressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappie Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 [quote name='T-Bone' date='Apr 22 2005, 05:30 PM']In this modern era, half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death. [right][snapback]575541[/snapback][/right] [/quote] A despondent woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and pulled out the cork. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared. "You have released me from my prison," the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish, your mate will receive double of whatever you request." "Why?" the woman asked. "That bum left me for another woman." "That is how it is written," replied the genie. The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million dollars appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a far-off place, her wayward husband looked down to see twice that amount at his feet. "And your second wish?" "Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace." Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And, in that distant place, her husband was looking for a gem broker to buy his latest bonanza. "Genie, is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels that I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?" The genie said it was indeed true. "Okay, genie, I'm ready for my last wish," the woman said. "Scare me half to death." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 But if the woman wished for the world's most expensive diamond necklace, how could her husband have the world's most twice as expensive necklace?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 I've always heard it end, "I wish to loose half of my possesions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 [quote name='cappie' date='Sep 23 2005, 07:18 PM']A despondent woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and pulled out the cork. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared. "You have released me from my prison," the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish, your mate will receive double of whatever you request." "Why?" the woman asked. "That bum left me for another woman." "That is how it is written," replied the genie. The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million dollars appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a far-off place, her wayward husband looked down to see twice that amount at his feet. "And your second wish?" "Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace." Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And, in that distant place, her husband was looking for a gem broker to buy his latest bonanza. "Genie, is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels that I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?" The genie said it was indeed true. "Okay, genie, I'm ready for my last wish," the woman said. "Scare me half to death." [right][snapback]735822[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 23 2005, 06:39 PM']But if the woman wished for the world's most expensive diamond necklace, how could her husband have the world's most twice as expensive necklace?? [right][snapback]735836[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ..he got *two* of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 [quote name='cappie' date='Sep 23 2005, 06:18 PM']A despondent woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and pulled out the cork. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared. "You have released me from my prison," the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish, your mate will receive double of whatever you request." "Why?" the woman asked. "That bum left me for another woman." "That is how it is written," replied the genie. The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million dollars appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a far-off place, her wayward husband looked down to see twice that amount at his feet. "And your second wish?" "Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace." Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And, in that distant place, her husband was looking for a gem broker to buy his latest bonanza. "Genie, is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels that I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?" The genie said it was indeed true. "Okay, genie, I'm ready for my last wish," the woman said. "Scare me half to death." [right][snapback]735822[/snapback][/right] [/quote] funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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