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**Do not read unless you have a good sense of humor about the Church**

Check out [url="http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/tds/colb/colbert_10048.html"]this link[/url]! Find out who the next pope will be, according to expert popologist, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show's Vatican correspondent.
Here's the text of the ad:
[i]Cardinal Ratzinger dicit amat magna mater ecclesia. Sed qui veritas est? Eram prognatus in Germania. Ut eram Martin Luther. Validus ecclesia est alius reformation superstes per a sausage-eating bastard? Ego Cardinal Arinze, et ego probatus is nuntius. [/i]

And a translation:
Cardinal Ratzinger says the great mother Church loves. But who is the truth? I was born(?) in Germany. As I was Martin Luther. The church is strong surviving the reformation by a sausage-eating bastard? I Cardinal Arinze, and I this message having been approved.

Here it is in better Latin: [i]
Cardinalis Ratzingerius dicit se magnam Matrem Ecclesiam amare. Immo vero quid veri? Ille natus est in Germania. Ubi quoque erat natus iste; Martinus Lutherius. Num autem est Ecclesia satis virium ut possit superesse alii Reformationi per alterum nothum physcophagum? Cardinal Arinzeius sum, qui hunc nuntium probavi.[/i]Latin text and translation found [url="http://www.houseofhagen.net/"]here[/url]. With emendations from [url="http://caelestis.info/sauvagenoble/2005/04/spectaculum-hodiernum.html"]here[/url].
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Thanks for that! I needed a good laugh. Plus reading it as it should have been properly written made the whole thing even funnier. it's good to laugh at ourselves once and awhile

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[quote name='musturde' date='Apr 15 2005, 11:02 AM'] LIMBO?! [/quote]
"every limbo boy and girl ... "

rather, laughing my butt off ... more appropriate I thought ...

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Mickey's_Girl

I thought it was HYSTERICAL! Even the bad Latin part was funny. Heh heh.

I sent it to my friend and she said she hadn't laughed so hard in a year. I included pictures of both men. She's not Catholic, and she goes--"IS IT TRUE?!?" I assured her that it was just a joke. :rolling:

MG

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argent_paladin

[quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 15 2005, 12:07 PM'] That's a really bad English translation of the Latin...not even close. :P [/quote]
No, the English translation is good. It's the latin that is awful. But I thought that made it funnier. When I was listening to it I was the type of latin that I would produce: bad.

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