argent_paladin Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 (edited) **Do not read unless you have a good sense of humor about the Church** Check out [url="http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/tds/colb/colbert_10048.html"]this link[/url]! Find out who the next pope will be, according to expert popologist, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show's Vatican correspondent. Here's the text of the ad: [i]Cardinal Ratzinger dicit amat magna mater ecclesia. Sed qui veritas est? Eram prognatus in Germania. Ut eram Martin Luther. Validus ecclesia est alius reformation superstes per a sausage-eating bastard? Ego Cardinal Arinze, et ego probatus is nuntius. [/i] And a translation: Cardinal Ratzinger says the great mother Church loves. But who is the truth? I was born(?) in Germany. As I was Martin Luther. The church is strong surviving the reformation by a sausage-eating bastard? I Cardinal Arinze, and I this message having been approved. Here it is in better Latin: [i] Cardinalis Ratzingerius dicit se magnam Matrem Ecclesiam amare. Immo vero quid veri? Ille natus est in Germania. Ubi quoque erat natus iste; Martinus Lutherius. Num autem est Ecclesia satis virium ut possit superesse alii Reformationi per alterum nothum physcophagum? Cardinal Arinzeius sum, qui hunc nuntium probavi.[/i]Latin text and translation found [url="http://www.houseofhagen.net/"]here[/url]. With emendations from [url="http://caelestis.info/sauvagenoble/2005/04/spectaculum-hodiernum.html"]here[/url]. Edited April 15, 2005 by argent_paladin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 "Papplication" That's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookwyrm Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I love the Daily Show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joemal1117 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Thanks for that! I needed a good laugh. Plus reading it as it should have been properly written made the whole thing even funnier. it's good to laugh at ourselves once and awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 LMBO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 :crackup: The Daily Show :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musturde Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 [quote name='Azriel' date='Apr 15 2005, 08:29 AM'] LMBO... [/quote] LIMBO?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateo el Feo Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I'm not a big "Daily Show" fan, but this skit was hilarious. The "attack ads" cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 You can almost say that it was done with respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 [quote name='musturde' date='Apr 15 2005, 11:02 AM'] LIMBO?! [/quote] "every limbo boy and girl ... " rather, laughing my butt off ... more appropriate I thought ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 That's a really bad English translation of the Latin...not even close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey's_Girl Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I thought it was HYSTERICAL! Even the bad Latin part was funny. Heh heh. I sent it to my friend and she said she hadn't laughed so hard in a year. I included pictures of both men. She's not Catholic, and she goes--"IS IT TRUE?!?" I assured her that it was just a joke. MG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argent_paladin Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 15 2005, 12:07 PM'] That's a really bad English translation of the Latin...not even close. [/quote] No, the English translation is good. It's the latin that is awful. But I thought that made it funnier. When I was listening to it I was the type of latin that I would produce: bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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