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God Will Say "Jack Chick you knew the Catholic Church was the spawn of satan and leading people to the devil, what did you do?"

Jack: "Well, I printed up a bunch of cheesy cartoons, God."

God: "And you thought that was enough to fight Satan?  Stupid simple man."

:lol:

I think Jack Chick will have a lot to answer for on Judgment Day anyway!

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does everyone get a death summoner like the lawyer did? i sure hope i get one b/c that's not fair :lol:

by the way... why are links to this site even posted? i always pretend like those people don't exist. the website is soooo outrageous i don't believe it is meant to be serious, almost like an inside joke btw some hollywood comedians being played on ignorant evangelicals and catholics. did you read the BS about why is Mary Crying? I think you support them everytime their website gets a hit. why even go to the website?

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Man,

It wouda been "okay" if he didn't spout somethin' about the Pope.

Any chance he's got I guess.

We all know the other dorky things too.  Like, they know for sure he's in hell... etc...

But at least it wouldn' thave been ANTI-Catholic.

Does Chick actually teach anyone anything?  It's so phony (not to mention corney).  Who could believe that?

I agree, aside from the crack about the Pope, there is some common ground:

1) We Catholics do also believe that if we commit mortal sin the normal sentence is hell if we die before repenting and going to confession.

2)

And some how implied that all he had to do was say, JESUS COME INTO MY LIFE AND BAM he all the sudden got a free ticket out of jail.
For an unbaptized person, the "asking Jesus to come into one's life" can be considered a form of baptism of desire.

3) 

No more parties, no more drugs, no more women!  No, man, it isn't worth the price I'd have to pay.  To tell you the truth, I like sinning.  And I don't want to give it up.

I think that does hit the nail right on the head for some people. I made a similar comment to the director of Young Adult Ministry after a workshop at our archdiocesan Catholic Festival of Faith today (well, yesterday, as it is now after midnight). He did not dispute that.

Edited by Norseman82
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Did anyone click on the "Bible versions" link on the side and then on the "Can I read the NIV and still be saved? " link? Did you catch the line

I have been saved over 21 years, and I guarantee you, I never lost my salvation for reading another Bible, even when I spent time reading the Roman Catholic New American Bible,

Whew! Thanks for letting me know I won't go to hell for reading the NAB!!! I can sleep peacefully now!!

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