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I HATE napoleon dynamite


karin

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OH MY GOSH! napoleaon dynamite is so stupid. and boring and icky. * jumps up and down screaming* IHATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE ITHATE IT.

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Napoleon: Tina, come get your dinner, you fat Lard! (spoons out some casarole)
Tina (a llama): (sniffs tuna casarole and turns a way)Bllefev!
Napoleon: Eat the food! (throws the food from the spoon to the ground next to tina)

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Napoleon in the lunch room gets up from chair and approaches Deb, who is sitting down eatting.

Napoleon: (lloks down and sees a carton of open 2% Milk next to Deb) I see your drinking 2% milk. Is that cus you think your fat, cus your not. You could be drinking whole if you want.

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Deb: "What're you drawing?"
Napoleon: "A lyger"
Deb:"What's a lyger?"
Napoleon: "It's a mix between a tiger and a lion, it's got killer skills in Magc."

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