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Kilroy the Ninja

The other day,

My ninja cats,

deposited an

e v i s e r a t e d

field rat in my

front yard.

They will sleep with

dUSt.

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One time

my cat, Jake

in the middle of the night

chased a mouse down the garbage disposal

I wouldn't let my hubby turn it on.

Your cat has a cool name! ;)

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ReformationNow

This one time

At work

I saw a mouse scamper across the floor

I beat the girls to the top of the table

'Cause I'm a pansy

When it comes to mice and rats

And this one time

At work

I saw a rat the size of a cat

And I pushed my two female co-workers out of the way

And climbed up to the top of the racks

'Cause I'm a pansy

When it comes to mice and rats

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The other day,

My ninja cats,

deposited an

e v i s e r a t e d

field rat in my

front yard.

They will sleep with

dUSt.

I kill cats.

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Mouse story: A Franciscan priest (much more humane than dUSt), put coagulated milk OUTSIDE the mouse hole in his house, a humble abode in Mexico, to lure the creature out. No mouse traps for a Franciscan!

I attest to the truth of this story. I knew him. Father Camillus, O.F.M., missionary to the Yaqui Indians of Mexico.

:)

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ok well me and my friends were cabin camping and this mouse was in the top matress. About 2 am i was awoken by bloody screaming. Aperantly the mouse crawled out of the top matress and landed on this guys face!

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i found a dead mouse

i threw it out the window

it hit a cat in the head

the cat thought it was a miracle

but then died when it got the disease

that the mouse had died of

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My sister brought a friend to the house.

The cat brought a mouse.

We tried to rescue the mouse.

The cat ate it

Alive

My sisters friend fainted.

The cat continued to grace us with her presence.

The friend never came round again.

Cats rule!

People you have been warned.... :ph34r:

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ReformationNow

ok well me and my friends were cabin camping and this mouse was in the top matress.  About 2 am i was awoken by bloody screaming.  Aperantly the mouse crawled out of the top matress and landed on this guys face!

:ph34r: I'd have had a heart attack! I'm deathly skeered of rats and mice and other members of the rodent family.

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cmotherofpirl

I had a mouse

I bought a cat.

the cat is a franciscan.

and made friends with the mouse.

that is tolerance

gone nuts!

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I was in science class at high school.

I was being naughty.

I got sent into the back room to do my work.

I was working.

I heard a scuffling.

I had a hunt around.

I saw a mouse.

I caught the mouse.

I held it on my hand.

I took it out to show the teacher.

The girls all ran up to see it (except for the wussy ones).

One of the girls jabbed it with her finger.

The mouse bit my hand.

The end.

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