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I'm feeling a little silly right now. Anyway, there's a children's book by Dav Pilkey called "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants." The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the FIRST letter of your first name to determine your new FIRST name:

a = stinky

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = dorkey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = poopsie

k = flunky

l = booger

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = falafel

u = gidget

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the FIRST letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new LAST

name:

a = diaper

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = bubble

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = burger

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the LAST letter of your last name to determine the second half of your LAST

name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pantaloons

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, my name, Dave Conger, would become Gidget Gigglebuns!

Anyone want to tell me what their new names would be? :P

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i am proud to say that my name is

stinky wafflehead

not too bad! very sophisticated if you ask me!!

:lol:  B)

of course, Ms. Stinky Wafflehead!!

QUEEN stinky Wafflehead!!

Signed:

Squeezit Toiletchunks

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