homeschoolmom Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 My favorite Simpson quote: "I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real person who killed Nicole and Ron." Man, when OJ said that, I nearly busted a gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Troy McClure: (on alternatives to who shot Mr. Burns) Of course in order to suspect Mr. Smithers we would have to ignore all that Simpson DNA evidence, and that would be downright nutty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Lisa after drinking the water from the park ride: "I am the lizard queen!" Homer trying to obtain Mr.Burn's mail: Homer: [with a 'faked' voice] "Hello, I'm mr.Burns" Clerk: "Well hello Mr.Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." [screams and runs away] Another of other Homer quotes: [pouting] "Awwwwww, I'm going to loose my job because I'm dangerously unqualified." Edited August 11, 2005 by Didacus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 [quote name='voiciblanche' date='Jun 4 2004, 07:47 PM']Homer- I am so smart! S-M-R-T! [right][snapback]209906[/snapback][/right] [/quote] And he sings and dances and says "Won't be needing this anymore" and he burns his high school diploma and keep dancing as the living room fills with flames! A classic moment of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) Treehouse of Horror V (Season 6) [b]Homer:[/b] Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there. [b]Marge:[/b] Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house? [b]Homer:[/b] D'oh! [i][screen shows "Wednesday"][/i] [b]Homer:[/b] Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there again. [b]Marge:[/b] When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door? [b]Homer:[/b] D'oh! D'oh! [i][screen shows "Thursday"][/i] [i][family drives along in sullen silence][/i] [b]Lisa:[/b] [i][gasps][/i] Oh no! We left Grampa back at the gas station. [i][silence][/i] What about Grampa? Edited August 12, 2005 by Theologian in Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Don't know if its been posted before but what the heck: [i]Homer is trapped on a plane heading towards missionary work,[/i] "Save me Jebus, save me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Didacus' date='Aug 12 2005, 04:53 PM']Don't know if its been posted before but what the heck: [i]Homer is trapped on a plane heading towards missionary work,[/i] "Save me Jebus, save me!" [right][snapback]683405[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I think we have recylced almost every quote more than once, so no problems at all. This will be prolly the 3rd or 4th time I posted this one, but it is my fav, even if it is not from Season 6: [b]Lisa:[/b] Dad, we did something really bad [b]Homer:[/b] Did you wreck the car [b]Lisa and Bart[/b] No [b]Homer:[/b] Did you raise the dead [b] Lisa and Bart:[/b] Yes! [b]Homer:[/b] But the cars ok? [i]Lisa and Bart nodding[/i] uh huh [b]Homer:[/b] Ok then. [i]Bart and Lisa look at each other confused[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pio Nono Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 JMJ 8/12 - Nineteenth Friday "Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!" -Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC_ Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Lisa: That's speciouis reasoning. Homer: Why, thank you. Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders Homer: Flanders was a zombie? "In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly" Homer: Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyLikeABird Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-hawk Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes! (from the same episode) Jacques (french bowling instructor talking about brunch): It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would a breakfast, but you get a good meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Season 7 but still a classic Simpsons. When Chester (the original creator of Itchy and Scratchy moves into the basement of the Simpsons home without anyone's knowledge except Bart) [b]Lisa:[/b] Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) Season 6 Marge's Fear of Flying [i]After going to therapy for her fear and getting ready to take off, Homer helps her out[/i] [b]Homer:[/b] Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through this. [i][he and Marge sit down; some noises occur][/i] Those are all normal noises. Luggage compartment closing...cross checking...just sit back and relax. [i][shot from outside the plane][/i] That's just the engine powering up...that's just the engine struggling... [i][the plane drives off the runway into a swamp][/i] That's just a carp swimming around your ankles... [b]Marge:[/b] Mmm... Edited August 23, 2005 by Theologian in Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 (The kids are at Sunday school asking who, or what, will be in heaven.) Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh-ooh-ooh! Me! Sunday School Teacher: Bart? Bart: What about a robot with a human brain? Sunday School Teacher: I don't know! All these questions! Is a little blind faith too much to ask!?! If you ever see that episode, notice how Bart says "robot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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