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My favorite Simpson quote:

"I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real person who killed Nicole and Ron."

Man, when OJ said that, I nearly busted a gut.

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Troy McClure: (on alternatives to who shot Mr. Burns) Of course in order to suspect Mr. Smithers we would have to ignore all that Simpson DNA evidence, and that would be downright nutty.

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Lisa after drinking the water from the park ride:

"I am the lizard queen!"





Homer trying to obtain Mr.Burn's mail:

Homer: [with a 'faked' voice] "Hello, I'm mr.Burns"

Clerk: "Well hello Mr.Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know." [screams and runs away]




Another of other Homer quotes:

[pouting] "Awwwwww, I'm going to loose my job because I'm dangerously unqualified."

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[quote name='voiciblanche' date='Jun 4 2004, 07:47 PM']Homer-

I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
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And he sings and dances and says "Won't be needing this anymore" and he burns his high school diploma and keep dancing as the living room fills with flames!


A classic moment of course...

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Theologian in Training

Treehouse of Horror V (Season 6)

[b]Homer:[/b] Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
[b]Marge:[/b] Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?
[b]Homer:[/b] D'oh!
[i][screen shows "Wednesday"][/i]
[b]Homer:[/b] Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there
again.
[b]Marge:[/b] When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back
door?
[b]Homer:[/b] D'oh! D'oh!
[i][screen shows "Thursday"][/i]
[i][family drives along in sullen silence][/i]
[b]Lisa:[/b] [i][gasps][/i] Oh no! We left Grampa back at the gas station.
[i][silence][/i]
What about Grampa?

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Don't know if its been posted before but what the heck:

[i]Homer is trapped on a plane heading towards missionary work,[/i]
"Save me Jebus, save me!"

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Theologian in Training

[quote name='Didacus' date='Aug 12 2005, 04:53 PM']Don't know if its been posted before but what the heck:

[i]Homer is trapped on a plane heading towards missionary work,[/i]
"Save me Jebus, save me!"
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I think we have recylced almost every quote more than once, so no problems at all.

This will be prolly the 3rd or 4th time I posted this one, but it is my fav, even if it is not from Season 6:

[b]Lisa:[/b] Dad, we did something really bad
[b]Homer:[/b] Did you wreck the car
[b]Lisa and Bart[/b] No
[b]Homer:[/b] Did you raise the dead
[b] Lisa and Bart:[/b] Yes!
[b]Homer:[/b] But the cars ok?
[i]Lisa and Bart nodding[/i] uh huh
[b]Homer:[/b] Ok then.

[i]Bart and Lisa look at each other confused[/i]

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Lisa: That's speciouis reasoning.
Homer: Why, thank you.

Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders
Homer: Flanders was a zombie?



"In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly"

Homer: Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn.

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Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!

(from the same episode)

Jacques (french bowling instructor talking about brunch): It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would a breakfast, but you get a good meal.

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Theologian in Training

Season 7 but still a classic Simpsons.

When Chester (the original creator of Itchy and Scratchy moves into the basement of the Simpsons home without anyone's knowledge except Bart)

[b]Lisa:[/b] Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the
basement and Dad's upstairs!

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Theologian in Training

Season 6 Marge's Fear of Flying

[i]After going to therapy for her fear and getting ready to take off, Homer helps her out[/i]

[b]Homer:[/b] Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through
this.
[i][he and Marge sit down; some noises occur][/i]
Those are all normal noises. Luggage compartment closing...cross
checking...just sit back and relax.
[i][shot from outside the plane][/i]
That's just the engine powering up...that's just the engine
struggling...
[i][the plane drives off the runway into a swamp][/i]
That's just a carp swimming around your ankles...
[b]Marge:[/b] Mmm...

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stargirl3:16

(The kids are at Sunday school asking who, or what, will be in heaven.)

Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh-ooh-ooh! Me!

Sunday School Teacher: Bart?

Bart: What about a robot with a human brain?

Sunday School Teacher: I don't know! All these questions! Is a little blind faith too much to ask!?!

If you ever see that episode, notice how Bart says "robot".

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