FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 GONNA BE A BEAR In this life, Im a woman. In my next life, Id like to come back as a bear. WHen you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growwling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear... I got this email, and couldnt stop laughing...it was so funny. and so very true...i could deal with bein a bear...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote]If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growwling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.[/quote] Eh...those things don't bother me... I think what would bother me is that...hmm...bears can't go to heaven...bears can't enter into marriage...bears don't have rational souls... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jan 10 2005, 10:37 PM'] Eh...those things don't bother me... I think what would bother me is that...hmm...bears can't go to heaven...bears can't enter into marriage...bears don't have rational souls... hehe [/quote] you just had to get technical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 raph... you just ruined it for the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jan 10 2005, 10:37 PM'] Eh...those things don't bother me... I think what would bother me is that...hmm...bears can't go to heaven...bears can't enter into marriage...bears don't have rational souls... hehe [/quote] thanks micah...it was supposed to be a joke...not to be taken literally...its funny...and the ladies, if they read it, will prolly relate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 bump, y'all hafta read this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spathariossa Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jan 10 2005, 10:37 PM'] Eh...those things don't bother me... I think what would bother me is that...hmm...bears can't go to heaven...bears can't enter into marriage...bears don't have rational souls... hehe [/quote] But they're so cute! I for one can't imagine a heaven without bears. I bet there are bears in heaven. God saw that they were good after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 no one else seems to be as amused as i was...tear...humor is so wasted sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spathariossa Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote name='FightingforGod' date='Jan 10 2005, 10:51 PM'] no one else seems to be as amused as i was...tear...humor is so wasted sometimes... [/quote] Well I have seen this several times before. But bears do rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote name='spathariossa' date='Jan 10 2005, 10:52 PM'] Well I have seen this several times before. But bears do rock. [/quote] really? bc ive never seen it b4 and couldnt stop laughin for the longest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancesforLove Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Micah brings theology into EVERY tiny thing lol Thats awesome lol I absolutely LOVE the Mamma Bear joke Lil Red posted before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 [quote]Thats awesome lol I absolutely LOVE the Mamma Bear joke Lil Red posted before [/quote] what joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 meh, it's here somewhere *looks around at piles of discarded threads* boy, this place is a MESS! funny joke, btw!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I act like a bear anyway im kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 'cuse me, but ALL of Creation gets redeemed. Even bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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