J.P. Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 To the Batmobile!!! *The guy who said it and the closest person run off in some random direction only to stop and laugh about 10 feet from where they took off*.... Inside Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavilyRose Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 [quote]The rarest people are left-handed and red-haired. People consider them odd because they are different.[/quote] Hey! I'm left-handed...not red haired, but left-handed! I'm not odd, am I (hmm...let's not answer that!) Any other lefty people out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='HavilyRose' date='Jan 11 2005, 10:45 PM'] Hey! I'm left-handed...not red haired, but left-handed! I'm not odd, am I (hmm...let's not answer that!) Any other lefty people out there? [/quote] lefty here! and we are odd. odd is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavender Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Welcome to my geometry class. Oh, my... Mr. Markos: Why does God hate me? Luke (short person): Cause you're tall. Markos: God is short? Grant: I don't give a carp! Markos: Why would you give it? Grant: Why would you take it? Markos: Where would you take it? Luke: *matter-of-factly* To the bathroom! Ashley: Hey now! Markos: *funny look* You're a rock star? Luke: *gravitational pull demo with ruler* See, it's not always parallel. If the center of the earth moves this way, then... Markos: The center of the earth doesn't MOVE! Megan: I'm leaving 15 minutes early. Markos: Yes! God does answer prayers! I was about to give up on him, but then he gave me a sign. He said "Geoff, I will make her leave 15 minutes early." Now if only I could make Hillary leave 20 minutes early... Markos's Broken Nose Story Markos: And then...they put me in a straitjacket. Grant: That's never a good sign. Markos: Yeah, but that medication they had me on later...oooo yeah, that was good stuff. I was floating. lol I love that class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookwyrm Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Teacher: How many degrees in a triangle, class? Stefan: *confidantly* Three hundred and sixty! Okay, so that wasn't really funny . . . it was more the way he said it . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
track2004 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 On why there are two chapters in my Latin text that really could be covered in one: Mr. Congrove: "Wheelock is infalliable, so we don't question." And on the absurdity of having a 6th edition of a Classical Latin while discussing the rising cost of college text books: Prof. Long: "And do you guys know what example they used to show the useless revision of text books? The 6th edition of Wheelock's Latin (at which point I crack up beause I own it). It's classical Latin, I mean how much is the subject matter really changing??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejmoe Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Hey, aren't those Mike Wille's Quotes? I was featured in one of his quotes: May 16: 2) May the power of the Lord open up your wallets to give to me - Mike Moehlenhoef, acting like a priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzforJesus Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='track2004' date='Jan 12 2005, 12:01 AM'] On why there are two chapters in my Latin text that really could be covered in one: Mr. Congrove: "Wheelock is infalliable, so we don't question." And on the absurdity of having a 6th edition of a Classical Latin while discussing the rising cost of college text books: Prof. Long: "And do you guys know what example they used to show the useless revision of text books? The 6th edition of Wheelock's Latin (at which point I crack up beause I own it). It's classical Latin, I mean how much is the subject matter really changing??" [/quote] haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='mikejmoe' date='Jan 12 2005, 01:11 AM'] Hey, aren't those Mike Wille's Quotes? I was featured in one of his quotes: May 16: 2) May the power of the Lord open up your wallets to give to me - Mike Moehlenhoef, acting like a priest [/quote] Indeed they are! I do so miss the Mike Wille.. WOW! You've been immortalized, Mike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 [quote name='Lavender' date='Jan 11 2005, 11:31 PM'] Welcome to my geometry class. Oh, my... Mr. Markos: Why does God hate me? Luke (short person): Cause you're tall. Markos: God is short? Grant: I don't give a carp! Markos: Why would you give it? Grant: Why would you take it? Markos: Where would you take it? Luke: *matter-of-factly* To the bathroom! Ashley: Hey now! Markos: *funny look* You're a rock star? Luke: *gravitational pull demo with ruler* See, it's not always parallel. If the center of the earth moves this way, then... Markos: The center of the earth doesn't MOVE! Megan: I'm leaving 15 minutes early. Markos: Yes! God does answer prayers! I was about to give up on him, but then he gave me a sign. He said "Geoff, I will make her leave 15 minutes early." Now if only I could make Hillary leave 20 minutes early... Markos's Broken Nose Story Markos: And then...they put me in a straitjacket. Grant: That's never a good sign. Markos: Yeah, but that medication they had me on later...oooo yeah, that was good stuff. I was floating. lol I love that class. [/quote] ROFL!! Those are hysterical... Reminds me of Mr. Harris, my Trig teacher.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now