Lil Red Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 [b][u]Dumb Montana Laws[/u][/b] --Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed) --In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. --It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. --It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. --It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. [u]Excelsior Springs[/u] Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. [u]Helena[/u] No item may be thrown across a street. [u]Salisbury[/u] Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. [u]Whitehall[/u] It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 [b]Dumb Wisconsin Laws[/b] --Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. --Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. --Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. --State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without coagulated milk. [b] Milwaukee Laws[/b] --An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. --If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. [b]Racine Laws[/b] --It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. --Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. [i]I actually don't have too much of a problem with that one. [/i] --Missiles may not be shot at parade participants. [b]Other Dumb Wisconsin County Laws[/b] --Even if one gets his/her change "stolen" by a vending machine, hitting the machine violates a city ordinance. --Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runner4god Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 This is the only one I know off the top of my head Minnesota It is illegal to cross the minnesota state border with a duck on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 dumb Georgia laws: [b]Acworth[/b] -All citizens must own a rake. [b]Atlanta[/b] -Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. -One man may not be on another man's back. [b]Columbus[/b] -Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. -It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. [b]Gainesville[/b] -Chicken must be eaten with the hands. [b]Jonesboro[/b] -It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" [b]Kennesaw[/b] -Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. [b]Marietta[/b] -Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. [b]St. Mary's[/b] -No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. [b]Quitman[/b] -Cars are not to drive on sidewalks. -It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. [b]other random laws[/b] -Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. -Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. -Signs are required to be written in English -You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. -No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday -It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Ohio Crazy Law It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. Breast feeding is not allowed in public. In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. Bay Village It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. Bexley Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. Clinton County Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. Columbus It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. Fairview Park It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. Ironton Cross-dressing is against the law. Lima Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. Lowell It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. Marion You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. North Canton It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. McDonald Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. Oxford It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Paulding A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. Toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. Strongsville Catch 22 is banned. Youngstown Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. You may not run out of gas. [url="http://www.ahajokes.com/laws035.html"]http://www.ahajokes.com/laws035.html[/url] [url="http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184®ion=35"]http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184®ion=35[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 MINNESOTA DUMB LAWS A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. It is illegal to sleep naked. All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. All bathtubs must have feet. The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance. It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there. Cottage Grove Laws Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. Airplanes may not be landed in city parks. Hibbing Laws It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. Minneapolis Laws Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. Minnetonka Laws Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance. Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance. Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor. St. Cloud Laws Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Virginia Laws You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. Yeah, Thats Minnesota for you. God bless- LGLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karinsbestfriend Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I don't know if this is dumb or not, but the other day I found out that in 49 states you are not allowed to carry mace around untill you are 18. The exception was CA. there you have to be 16. Just thought that was interesting :read: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saint2B Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 DUMB Illinios laws: -you cannot eat horse meat -pigions are allowed as pets but not ducks -you cannot eat lamb in the public square -eating french fries alone is illegal -you can't homeschool freely in some counties< loser law> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karinsbestfriend Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 [quote name='Saint2B' date='Dec 16 2004, 05:02 PM'] DUMB Illinios laws: -you cannot eat horse meat -pigions are allowed as pets but not ducks -you cannot eat lamb in the public square -eating french fries alone is illegal -you can't homeschool freely in some counties< loser law> [/quote] Are those real?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karinsbestfriend Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Not that I eat horse regularly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saint2B Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 [quote name='Karinsbestfriend' date='Dec 16 2004, 06:04 PM'] Not that I eat horse regularly [/quote] :thatsfunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saint2B Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 YES they are real as far as I Know heres more: -rice noodles are the state food -coagulated milk can be melted only directly to bread unless done by a major food company/resturant. wierd huh?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightingforGod Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 whoa...im afriad i dont kno very many texas laws, but i had to comment on the riciculousness of the above laws...u have gotta be kidding me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Nebraska: It is illegal to sneeze in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saint2B Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 nope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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