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Azriel

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I always like to speculate what I would get my friends and fam/pham for Christmas if money and the laws of physics were not a problem.

So ... while I obviously can't list everyone in the Pham ... here is a thread to state what you would get for your pham if you could ...

Carrie & Lil Red - the complete Stephen King Library - all first editions, all signed
Flowery - a trip to the Shrine of the Little Flower here in Michigan
To all the Phatmass Musicians - studio time!

I know there are more - but I need to get my thoughts together.

Post away (and don't forget the author of the thread...) :P

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homeschoolmom

hehe... I do this too. For everyone (except Rachael)-- tacos, so very tasty and good for you,... for Rachael-- something else...

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For myself I'd buy a rose and a box of chocalates, with a card written to me from me, and have it delivered.

For Raphael I'd buy him a hat with a flower on it, some lipstick and mascara.

For theculturewarrior a rosary

Azaelia - a rosary

littleflower - A big HUG!

volohumilisesse - A copy of "How to Charm Women for Dummies"

VeraMaria - I'd give her myself. :)

Shelly Freak - flying Kangaroo

homeschoolmom - Official Guide to Stalking 2005

Rachael - I'd pay for her to have an operation to shorten her forehead.

blazer - I wouldn't buy him anything

Balthazor - who's that guy?

J.R.D - A gun

Moosey - A tube of Colgate

thats all I can think of for now...

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[quote name='Azriel' date='Dec 9 2004, 01:05 PM'] Carrie & Lil Red - the complete Stephen King Library - all first editions, all signed
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Whoa! That would be so cool! Az, you pay attention to my posts! I feel the :wub:

For Az. The complete VH1 series “I love the 80’s.” Plus a whole stack of her favorite 80’s cd’s. Leg Warmers. And an original, real-life Duran Duran member (hopefully one that will enjoy cooking, cleaning, and putting on spontaneous shows).

For LilRed. A “Hubby gets out of work for the whole summer so he can stay home with LilRed free” card. And a hand made sweater. It’s cold where you live!

For Mrs Bro Adam. A dancing bananas sing-o-gram. And a teleportation machine, so even though she’s working in Grand Rapids now, she can still go home to see her hubby anytime she wants.

For Iceprincess. A 24 hour on call maid. So that she can forget all housework for the rest of her pregnancy and just relax and play with Adrienne.

For Marielapin and Bullnachinashop. Some non-melt snow, so Dominic can play with and enjoy it.

For VeraMaria. A rest from the pursuits of Phazzan.

For Homeschool mom. Two movie passes for a free movie once a week for a year. And a babysitter, so she and HSD can go out on weekly dates.

There are more, but I have a session in 10 minutes that I need to prepare for. I’ll get back to this.

By the way Az, this is fun.

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BullnaChinaShop

[quote]For Marielapin and Bullnachinashop. Some non-melt snow, so Dominic can play with and enjoy it.[/quote]

You'll have to send plenty of snow or else Dominic will have to fight me for it. :D

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Flowery... umm... flowers I guess... a truckload of them

Gonzaga: season tickets to Glasgow Celtic Matches ( Cup competitions included)

Paladin D pretty helmets

Phazzan.. COAL! :lol:


Blazer, (something)dude.. that guy, dust season Tickets to Notre Dame football

Lil Red.. lifetime subscription to all the orthodox catholic magazines

Cmom.. tickets to everywhere Taking Back Sunday tours

Trichiolii (gooed that name up probably). an entrance into the 2005 WSOP

hugheyforlife... clothes (I mean they are her best friend)

RammantRules Jimmie Johnson's Nextel Cup car

immaculata and SevenSarrows: round trip to meat Militia Immaculatta members

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[quote name='Carrie' date='Dec 9 2004, 11:47 AM'] Whoa! That would be so cool! Az, you pay attention to my posts! I feel the :wub:

For Az. The complete VH1 series “I love the 80’s.” Plus a whole stack of her favorite 80’s cd’s. Leg Warmers. And an original, real-life Duran Duran member (hopefully one that will enjoy cooking, cleaning, and putting on spontaneous shows).

For LilRed. A “Hubby gets out of work for the whole summer so he can stay home with LilRed free” card. And a hand made sweater. It’s cold where you live!

For Mrs Bro Adam. A dancing bananas sing-o-gram. And a teleportation machine, so even though she’s working in Grand Rapids now, she can still go home to see her hubby anytime she wants.

For Iceprincess. A 24 hour on call maid. So that she can forget all housework for the rest of her pregnancy and just relax and play with Adrienne.

For Marielapin and Bullnachinashop. Some non-melt snow, so Dominic can play with and enjoy it.

For VeraMaria. A rest from the pursuits of Phazzan.

For Homeschool mom. Two movie passes for a free movie once a week for a year. And a babysitter, so she and HSD can go out on weekly dates.

There are more, but I have a session in 10 minutes that I need to prepare for. I’ll get back to this.

By the way Az, this is fun. [/quote]
Yay! Can it be John, pretty please??????

It is fun ... now let's see ...

cmom - Cheesecake...hand delivered, any flavor, anytime! And Irish Coffee!

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[quote name='Azriel' date='Dec 9 2004, 09:05 AM'] Carrie & Lil Red - the complete Stephen King Library - all first editions, all signed
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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

speaking of which, my mom in law just gave me a $50 gift card to Barnes and Noble so I could at least get #5 in the Dark Tower series.

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

for you, Azzie, i would get you all the mommy/baby stuff you wanted/want but couldn't get.

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[quote name='Phazzan' date='Dec 9 2004, 12:27 PM'] Azaelia - blow up doll of tcw. [/quote]
For Phazzan...a swift kick in the head :ninja:

Raphael - A bamboo-stick resistant suit.

Rachael - Enchiladas so she won't feel left out while everyone else is eating tacos, so very tasty and good for you, ^_^

TCW - Snow, Ployes, and a lobster.

StColette - More free time so she can phatmass again...:(

I'll try to think of more later...:)

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No one wants to give me anything...

Oh well...:unsure:

To Cmom: laser beam

to Azriel: a laser gun

to Phazzan: a suit with a bullseye on it

to TCW: in ground pool

to Rachael: a laser gun with a scope

to heyyoimjohnny: homestarrunner paraphenalia

To Raphael: a high five and a PM hoodie

and to everyone else I forgot:

a massive group hug

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='Phazzan' date='Dec 9 2004, 12:27 PM'] For Raphael I'd buy him a hat with a flower on it, some lipstick and mascara. [/quote]
Awww...how sweet... :rolleyes:

[quote]For theculturewarrior I'd buy him a one of those blow up dolls.[/quote]

Not appropriate.

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='Luthien' date='Dec 9 2004, 03:18 PM'] To Cmom: laser beam

to Azriel: a laser gun

to Phazzan: a suit with a bullseye on it [/quote]
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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HomeTeamFamily

ill do mine one at a time as i think of stuff

hugheyforlife.......some apologetics materials to practice with

hopetolive (my girlfriend).......not telling hehe

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