karin Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 here is one: > > The Bronzed Rat > A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking > around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze > statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking, the tourist > decided he must have it. > He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?" > "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said > the wise old Chinaman. > The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat; you can > keep the story. > As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a > few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following > him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A > couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats > behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the > tourist began to trot toward the Bay. > Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats > now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and > faster. > Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he > could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after > the bronze rat, and were all drowned. > > The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. > "Ahhh," said the owner, "you have come back for story?" > "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronzed Democrat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirMyztiq Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 That's actually funny... Good job! I just love the lame attempts at making Democrats look bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R.D Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 i know polotic jokes so im going to post them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R.D Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Famous George W. Quotes "I believe Men and Fish can coexist together peacfully." "I support Latino owned buisnesses, women owned buisnesses, and every other kind of person owned buisnesses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirMyztiq Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Nice. Funny thing is those actually came from the man in charge! "I hear theres rumors on the internets" Which one?! B/c appereantly there are more than one. You cannot lead this world and our country to a better tomorrow unless you see a better -- if you have a vision of a better tomorrow. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."<< THE classic And so many more. I'm starting to think that Bush is actually a good representer for his party. IQ wise that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 [color=red]STOP!!!!![/color] I can't take this anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I agree....die thread die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Its dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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