Phatmass's Last Comic Standing

[cantstopdancin9]

Time for a joke contest! Ready? Set! Laugh!

Go ahead...give it a try...even if dUST doesn't get it that's ok (hee hee j/k)....

[Cure of Ars]

Edited July 10, 2003 by Cure of Ars

[dUSt]

This one requires participation:

Why did the dog climb the tree?

[cantstopdancin9]

why?

[dUSt]

why?

SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[GodsGrace]

why?

[littleflower+JMJ]

did you make that one up dust?

[GodsGrace]

call me a dumb ditz, but I don't get it!..STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

[cantstopdancin9]

dUST, you are disqualified from the Joke Contest

[littleflower+JMJ]

dUST, you are disqualified from the Joke Contest

can i second that w/o getting in trouble?

[cantstopdancin9]

I think you did ha ha

[GodsGrace]

yes I definatly disqualify dUSt!!

[cantstopdancin9]

The Pink Joke

Once there was a man whose truck broke down in front of a pink house. There was a pink porch, pink fence, pink sidewalk, pink door, a pink everything. So the guy walks down the pink sidewalk, through the pink gate, up the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink door opens and a little pink lady answers. The lady has pink hair, a pink dress, pink shoes, pink everything. The man asks if he can stay there for the night since his truck is broken down. The pink lady says yes and tells him to walk up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and into the pink door on the right with a pink number one on it and he can stay there for the night. So the man walks up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and goes into the pink door on the right with a pink number one on it. After awhile a second man's car brakes down in front of the pink house. So the guy walks down the pink sidewalk, through the pink gate, up the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink door opens and a little pink lady answers. The lady has pink hair, a pink dress, pink shoes, pink everything. The man asks if he can stay there for the night since his truck is broken down. The pink lady says yes and tells him to walk up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and into the pink door on the right with a pink number two on it and he can stay there for the night. So the man walks up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and goes into the pink door on the right with a pink number two on it. Later on a third man's car breaks down in front of the pink house. There was a pink porch, pink fence, pink sidewalk, pink door, a pink everything. So the guy walks down the pink sidewalk, through the pink gate, up the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink door opens and a little pink lady answers. The lady has pink hair, a pink dress, pink shoes, pink everything. The man asks if he can stay there for the night since his truck is broken down. The pink lady says yes and tells him to walk up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and into the pink door on the right with a pink number three on it and he can stay there for the night. So the man walks up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and goes into the pink door on the right with a pink number three on it. After their long afternoons the men all fall asleep quickly. When they wake up, they walk through the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, and into the kitchen. The kitchen is pink. It has pink dishes, a pink table, pink food, pink everything. The little old pink lady asks them what they want for breakfast: pink cheerios or pink fruit loops. The first man wants pink cheerios. The second man wants pink fruit loops and the third man wants pink cheerios. They all call tow trucks and leave the pink house that afternoon.

The moral of the story is that more people like pink cheerios than pink fruit loops.

[littleflower+JMJ]

whaaa??

[GodsThespianChic]

Uuuummmmm.....ok?

That was a whole lot of typing pink....