BLAZEr Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 I know Fr. Pontifex is probably busy, but can you perform an exorcism of a Website? I know that the Devil is crawling around the internet . . . is it an actually place . . . can you only exorcise people? And why aren't there more exorcism performed nowadays . . . God knows we need em . . . Can you tell its late? I'm gettin all ". . ." all over the place . . . and I'm having loopy thoughts . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 sleep is good. and so is holy water and the st. michael prayer!! :ph34r: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary's Knight, La Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 lol i'm no priest but i'm sure a simple exorcism to curtail the power of the devil can be performed for any domain. (okay so that's a lame computer geek joke) Though I gotta disagree with flowery, I don't see Holy Water and any electronics even holy computers gettin along too well but if you try it let me know and post some pics of the results. lol I'm not getting into is it an actual place, way to metaphysical for this late. as for why, can you imagine the field-day the press would have with the church if exorcisms became common again, though the press might be a good place to start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZEr Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 You know, quite frankly, I think the press should just hurry up and go to he** . . . I'm not sure why we care what anyone thinks . . . Do you think early Christians used to say "Oh, I wonder what they'll think of us in the Roman Senate?" "Imagine how they'll misunderstand us in the bath houses of the City!" "We have to worry about our reputation, what if they think we're old fashioned and crazy in the the Coliseum?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Actually, I'd have to agree with Flowery on the Holy Water thing. So long as you aren't squirting Holy Water INSIDE the computer it should be fine. Sprinkling the outside of it, if you're really careful, won't kill the machine. Exorcism is a good idea too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Take some holy water and bless the house that holdds the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 hmmmmmmm. And I thought only my computer was possessed!!!! I think Norton sells a special software set you can download, Norton Anti-Possession Pro 2003... can you imagine the field-day the press would have with the church if exorcisms became common again, though the press might be a good place to start... Yep, they'd have it in the vital statistics column: Births, Obituaries, Exorcisms... It would read something like, "Exorcised: John Doe, On Oct. 6, 2003, with His Excellency So-And-So, Bishop of Such-and-Such officiating. Seven demons dispelled." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuba steve Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 You could always turn off your computer. and go and eat or do exercise or knit or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 or knit or something. I'm just visualizing Steve sitting in a rocking chair with knitting needles..... (J/K bro... :lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuba steve Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 haha would you like a pair of booties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 haha would you like a pair of booties? i would!!! were you just joking? im not... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 (edited) Yep, they'd have it in the vital statistics column: Births, Obituaries, Exorcisms... It would read something like, "Exorcised: John Doe, On Oct. 6, 2003, with His Excellency So-And-So, Bishop of Such-and-Such officiating. Seven demons dispelled." Well, look who made the society page!! Edited October 7, 2003 by Norseman82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZEr Posted October 7, 2003 Author Share Posted October 7, 2003 rotflmho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 :P LOL the SOCIETY page? LOL hey i think those two look familiar!!! :ph34r: :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 I'm sorry Steve, but I'm in a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry weird mood right now!!! I hope we're still friends........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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