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[quote name='CatholicAndFanatical' date='Nov 1 2004, 10:10 PM'] uh.....that is wrong....why do women get to do EVERYTHING. [/quote]
THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!

*Screams*


Well, I guess it is. We don't have to carry a baby for 9 months.

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[quote name='dUSt' date='Nov 1 2004, 07:40 PM'] One chapter likely to raise eyebrows unearths theological justification for post-coital masturbation for women who fail to achieve orgasm during intercourse. [/quote]
I think this book will come in handy for me and Azaelia one day perhaps.

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Birgitta Noel

I'd like some explicit evidence to support the claim that the post-coital masturbation by women is sanctioned by the Vatican. Without it we are walking a fine line and possibly leading women into grave sin not to mention promoting error.

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Nov 1 2004, 07:52 PM'] In the latest statement from the Vatican: "Dust off those Barry White and Marvin Gaye albums..." [/quote]
:lol:

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[quote]Doesn't anybody here have a real girlfriend lol? [/quote]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


A real girlfriend?? I sure hope you are kidding!

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[quote name='crusader1234' date='Nov 2 2004, 12:34 AM'] This whole guys stalking Phatmass girls thing is getting out of hand. Doesn't anybody here have a real girlfriend lol? [/quote]
I'm not stalking anyone, but I don't got a girlfriend.

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when i first read this i was thinking sex outside of marriage and i was scratching my head on that one dust, but once i read through it i understand they meant within marriage...This reminds me of what Fr. Pontifex who said when your married you can basically have sex hanging from the chandelier just so long as it ends in the full intercourse. ^_^

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Oh man my back hurts just thinking about how I'm supposed to have full intercourse, hanging from a chandalier, while holding my wife up at the same time. Man I need a beer...

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