Guest T-Bone Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Following in the footsteps of Shelly, I'm starting my own advice thread... But it's bad advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 October 14, 2004 Red wine will quicly and easily remove most clothing stains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 [quote name='T-Bone' date='Oct 14 2004, 04:57 AM'] October 14, 2004 Red wine will quicly and easily remove most clothing stains [/quote] I heard iodine works too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 T-Bone, a question... My girlfriend constantly wants me to buy her things and take her out. Should I just give in and do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scofizzle Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 hey T-bone I just came across a large sum of money. Should I invest it or blow it on baeball cards and snickers bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Oct 14 2004, 10:54 AM'] T-Bone, a question... My girlfriend constantly wants me to buy her things and take her out. Should I just give in and do it? [/quote] Hi Toledo, I have now officially taken over this thread, so I can help you out here. Yes, you should do whatever your girlfriend wants you to, because by buying her things and giving her whatever she wants you're showing her how much you truly love her. Regards, Phanzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 [quote name='Scofizzle' date='Oct 14 2004, 07:44 PM'] hey T-bone I just came across a large sum of money. Should I invest it or blow it on baeball cards and snickers bars. [/quote] Hi Scofizzle! Hmmm, this is quite some dilemma you are in, but I'll try to help you out the best I know how. My simple question to you is this, why have one, when you can have BOTH? Instead of investing it and missing out on baseball cards and snickers bars, or vice versa, how about you INVEST this large sum of money on baseball cards and snickers bars? My idea for this is for you to buy hundreds of baseball cards and snickers bars, and sell them [u]above[/u] market value to unsuspecting children, cause they're probably too stupid to know the real price anyway. Good luck! Regards Phanzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 [quote name='Scofizzle' date='Oct 14 2004, 06:44 PM'] hey T-bone I just came across a large sum of money. Should I invest it or blow it on baeball cards and snickers bars. [/quote] Ahem... Phazzan is not taking over the board. The problem with your question is that you only give two alternatives. There is a third: You can buy large amounts of fertalizer and fuel oil, then send threatening letters to members of congress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Oct 14 2004, 09:54 AM'] T-Bone, a question... My girlfriend constantly wants me to buy her things and take her out. Should I just give in and do it? [/quote] Send her dead animals. Girls love animals, and the dead ones are easier to catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disturbedxfairy Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 t-bone, not really needing advice. just wanted to share that your avatar is really scary. it gives me the creeps dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Dear T-Bone, My jacket says I shouldn't take advice from strangers. He says I should only take advice from him. He also says I should torch the kwikie mart because that guy always looks at me like I've been implanted with alien seed. Suggestions? Sincerely, Anxious in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Dear T-Bone, I've got a humongous cold sore right now. When people talk to me, you can tell they're looking at it. It's really frustrating. Should I go on a Vice City-like crime spree? Sincerely, Confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 PS Should I name my cold sore, and if so, what should I name it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 Dear T-Bone, Why is my future husband late? How am I supposed to have 13 kids if I don't start now??? :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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