toledo_jesus Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 this is bad, but I can lie really really well when I need to. Or twist my statements to shift blame for a mistake away from me and onto the person complaining. I mean, we're talking political doublespeak, off the cuff and completely improvised. Works like a charm. I guess the positive way to say that is I'm a good speaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Oct 11 2004, 06:18 PM'] this is bad, but I can lie really really well when I need to. Or twist my statements to shift blame for a mistake away from me and onto the person complaining. I mean, we're talking political doublespeak, off the cuff and completely improvised. Works like a charm. I guess the positive way to say that is I'm a good speaker [/quote] One of the seminarians from Omaha used to be a chronic liar and it's perfect for pulling off pranks, lol...if someone suspects him, there isn't a chance that they would after interrogating him, lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 it can be pretty useful, I have to say. especially since I'm in student government and people are always gunning for each other. I have a good talent, I'm sure. uhhhhh...uh. Oh, I don't get angry when people attack me with stupid statements. I can remain calm when people are angry with me. Usually I can defuse them with my double-speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 11 2004, 04:50 PM'] 3. I was born with an enourmous chest capacity and, upon emptying my lungs, can smell of elderberries my stomach in enough to make my rib cage stick out and form a cavern where my stomach should be. This earned me the nickname "greyhound" in seminary. [/quote] :rotfl: I have a black belt in two martial arts. I've survived broken bones, being hit by a car, and having my hair catch on fire. I can play the piano. I can roll my tongue like a taco and roll my R's, too. I'm learning Swedish and can grasp what is discussed on Swedish radio and newspaper. Best of all, I used to raise hogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 although i am accident-prone, i have never broken any bones. i can snap my gum really fast (and it annoys my husband really fast.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote]My right thumb is double jointed.[/quote] double jointed is an incorrect term.....the proper term would be hypermobile i can correctly tape an ankle in 42 seconds ok i know thats weak but hey i gotta have something hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Oct 11 2004, 06:18 PM'] this is bad, but I can lie really really well when I need to. Or twist my statements to shift blame for a mistake away from me and onto the person complaining. I mean, we're talking political doublespeak, off the cuff and completely improvised. Works like a charm. I guess the positive way to say that is I'm a good speaker [/quote] sadly, im good at that too -_- :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 and i am starting to feel like a freak now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 My arms are double-jointed. I can bend the very tip of my finger forward without bending the rest of my finger...if that makes sense. I can squeak really high-pitched. I can wiggle my nose and roll my tongue. I can twist my arm behind me and touch the back of my neck. I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism (even though the actual word is antiestablishmentarianism) and say the alphabet backwards, on qeue. I can easily remember movie lines and song lyrics. I know a little bit of Elvish and can pronounce most of it correctly. (Meneg suilaid, mellyn nin! ) and...that's all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I have a photographic memory and can remember even the most seemingly insignificant events and conversations! I can also spell almost any word correctly -- provided it's a word I've seen and/or heard of before. I can also list all the people in my high school class forward AND backward, and I can also list the Billboard number 1 hits of 1991 in chronological order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 again.....hypermobile, not double jointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote name='VoloHumilisEsse' date='Oct 12 2004, 12:03 AM'] again.....hypermobile, not double jointed [/quote] Picky, picky -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 I think Phatmass may have here assembled the greatest troop of motley superheroes ever gathered... either that, or the largest number of total freaks and goofballs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancesforLove Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I'm gonna go with option two there micah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancesforLove Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Ok. I can't trill my r's (really pathetic) Ok some of my hidden talents.....short list rofl I can do freaky things with my stomache while belly dancing lol I can dance (supposedly very well) I am probably the only person who talks enough to make Helen Keller cringe lol I'm a total math and science freak, I actually spent my summer doing Biology for fun umm thats about it I'm very talentless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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