theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 mister peterson... well... He's a jacket and he really doesn't talk to me. I made the whole thing up. I'm the perverted alcoholic...except I'm chaste and I don't drink. I hope you won't ban me permanently from phatmass. I :wub: you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 awwwww... TCW we :wub: you to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 j/k! we :wub: you tcw! and mr. peterson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i feel like im taking crzy pills Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Oct 5 2004, 07:54 PM'] I'm the perverted alcoholic...except I'm chaste and I don't drink. [/quote] Well, that was mighty funny, an oxymoron, don't you think? But anyways, it was shocker that Mr. Peterson isn't real.... but it's okay. Don't worry, I don't think you'll be banned. I still love ya TCW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 I don't know if you all understand. I guess what I'm saying, is that all this time...there was no mister peterson...it was all me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 You are confusing me with all your confession threads :wub: you!!!! and I guess your forgiven although I know it was in all good fun. Meg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 mister peterson says he is too real; he says don't listen to me. he says it's just because of all those times he locked me in the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 mister peterson says I'm not real. he says he made me up when he was younger because he didn't have any friends. he says i'm just a figment of his imagination. he says he hopes you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 I'm so confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelly_freak Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Hey TCW don't worry, I used to have imaginary friends too. Well mine wasn't a coat, it was more like mice (yes I had mousey friends :mouse: ). If that doesn't make you feel any better then maybe this will, I used to carry around doll furniture for them to sit on, pheel better now? See you're not the only crazy one here . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiL Kat Said Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 I used to have an imaginary friend named Jessica. .....now where'd she go?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelly_freak Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 I remember there were 4 of them, one mamma :mouse: , one pappa :mouse: , one brother :mouse: , and one sister :mouse: . Gosh now that I look back people must have thought I was crazy when I walked into like church or the chinese restraunt with my parents and 4 little chairs and a table. I had little beds for them too, for when we went out to dinner. Mice need their sleep ya know. Wow I was a strange child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 one last post, and then my vacation begins. the real mister peterson spells mister out, and he never uses caps. also, he's been dying to tell you all that this board is filled with sexually repressed republicans, but i wouldn't let him say it after how he embarassed me yesterday. the fake mr peterson would never say that...also, the real mister peterson is way funnier than mr peterson, well, it's just a different kind of humor. mister peterson doesn't like dry humor. mister peterson suspects something afoul in the state of nebraska. anyway, noel, mister peterson says he's sorry for annoying you. i tried to check him into a hospital last night (as per rachael's advice) but the men in white coats wanted to take me and not him! they said they have a nice coat room for mister peterson but i should probably be triaged. i ran away. no more mister peterson. i'm a grown man. i do know when to stop, and when i've gone too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Oct 6 2004, 12:54 PM'] mister peterson doesn't like dry humor. mister peterson suspects something afoul in the state of nebraska. [/quote] Oh, the humor is dry in Nebraska, but I can assure you that it has nothing to do with whatever this is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Last post... Aloysius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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