MrsFrozen Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Hahaha! I'd throw it out.. Reminds me of something funny that happened today. I went out to get the mail, and there was a Maxim magazine in our box! I was shocked. I thought to myself, "This had BETTER not have my husband's name on it!" Of course, it didn't. It had someone else's name--and worse yet, a girl's name! Our address, though. I wrote "No such person" and dropped it back into the out box. Come to think of it, though, I should have just trashed it, though don't they stop delivering mail from that name if you write that? Anyhow, funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyyoimjohnny Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 29 2004, 02:24 PM'] If he complains that you don't give it to him intact, offer to buy him the 'Modestly Dressed Women of Phatmass 2005 Calendar' whenever it comes out. [/quote] Oooh, hehey! Where can I get my hands on one of those!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 29 2004, 02:24 PM'] If he complains that you don't give it to him intact, offer to buy him the 'Modestly Dressed Women of Phatmass 2005 Calendar' whenever it comes out. [/quote] lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 The same thing happened to my grandparents. They bought the house next door and my parents were in charge of the mail while they were in the moving in process. They recieved porn which my mom definitely did not want lying around. So she burned it. She then went to the post master and complained. It took a while and a few more complaints and now we don't get any more porn mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catholic_4_Life Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 It is a federal offense to interfere with the mail... Depending on your relationship with this friend, I would say that trashing it and giving him the money would work okay. Just know that if he wanted to, he could turn you in for interfering with his mail, even though he hasn't put in a change of address. When you hand him the money also hand him a change of address form so he can get it taken care of...and warn him that if you get anymore magazines like that you will do the same with those as well. I do like the Grandma idea!! Or his mother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcceNovaFacioOmni Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Destroy it. It's not like he's ever going to come up and ask you if he could have his porn magazine that got sent to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 AfroNova No Limit Soldier had a good idea, lol. And it is a Fed crime to mess with the mail but if he doesn't know it is coming he will just assume it was lost in the mail... and you are doing good so I wouldn't think it would be like stealing. But offering him a different mag sounds nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcceNovaFacioOmni Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I am 100% sure he won't even ask you for it. Can you imagine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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