immaculata Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='Theoketos' date='Sep 28 2004, 10:21 PM'] Man, you are blessed to be as educated as you are! [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 LOL immaculata!!!!!!!!!!!!! That cracked me up because today I got my first detention ever too!!!! (well my first one in High School ) It was because of something stupid like laughing too loudly in the library w/ a group of people....ugh...I mean come on, I wasn't even being loud, lol, and we got kicked out and got a detention. Some of us went to talk to the dean and he let us have a filing detention instead...its better, bc instead of staying after school for 2 hours doing nothing you go to the office for one of your free periods and file stuff... :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I have never had a detention. I can talk myself out of anything... even having the cops called. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 lol Vera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birgitta Noel Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 LOL, GREAT list Katrina! I am quite impressed! Yumm tea, if it weren't so late I'd brew myself a cup.... My only detention ever (I think) was in the 8th grade. I was in music class, my music teacher was also my confirmation sponsor, and I was...brace yourselves....chewing gum! Anyhow, she saw me and had a look of horror on her face because she knew she had to give me detention. LOL, it was so funny. I knew I was wrong, but I was still :angry: at being caught. So, I went to detention in her room and it was sooooo funny, she tried not to talk to me for my hour and act like we weren't friends. She did a pretty good job, but at somepoint there was eating of popcorn and laughing. Ah, those were the days! Thanks for the memory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I suppose Confession is in order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birgitta Noel Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 (said in a southern drawl) Ah would ahgree with ya if ya were talking about cold tea sir, but ah believe the little lady was referen to the hot version of our southern delicacy which we don't drink down south because it's too *&^*% HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Sep 28 2004, 09:52 PM'] I blackmailed a teacher out of giving me a Saturday school, once. More on that later. [/quote] Okay, I promised more on it... It was my freshman year of high school and my history class was split into two sections by the lunch hour. Well, the teacher broke the rules and let us go to first lunch this particular day so that we could return earier and she wouldn't have to break the lesson plan. Well, I forgot and I ended up arriving ten minutes late to class. She gave me the evil eye when I came in and I only then realized what was going on. She told me she'd have to give me a Saturday school. Well, I was considering becoming a lawyer then, sill me, and I had the school guidelines book in my backpack, so I looked it up. She couldn't give me a Saturday school unless I was fifteen minutes late. I was only ten minutes late, you will recall. I spoke up in class, "ummm...you can't give me a Saturday school." "Yes I can," came the reply. "No, Mrs. Horner, you can't. It says so right here." "I can and will." "Well, okay...but I'd have to go defend myself to the principal...and if I did that, I would have to tell her the situation, including that you let us out of class early for lunch..." Her face startes turning red and her lips curl. "...and I would hate to get you into trouble." "Well, Mr. Murphy, you seem to have made an honest mistake. I'll let you off the hood this once." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scofizzle Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 that silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='immaculata' date='Sep 28 2004, 09:10 PM'] 7. The natural sugars in the honey, if left on my teeth for an extended period of time without properly brushing, could cause me to develop a cavity and rot my teeth out. This would put an enormous financial strain on my family’s dental insurance, and as a result we may have to fire the butler. [/quote] That one is brilliant! Let us know if he liked the list or not When In 10th grade ( this happened about 10 years ago) I had gotten an in school suspension for telling a classmate off. SHe was laughing at me because I did some assignment wrong, needless to say I was pretty upset. I didnt the in school suspension to be as bad as people said it was honestly. All I needed was some creativity and newspaper when my work was done, and I had me a game of alphabet baseball. Hits, outs, home runs, etc pending on what the next letter was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 29 2004, 01:26 AM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] sorry, not this southern phatmasser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] *backing up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] Completely backing you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 well, my parents are from Michigan, i do have some northern influence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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