Oik Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I agree with shelly...time to break it to phazzan...looks like a duel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 :crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *raises shotgun to eye level* Do you or do you not take Vera to be your lawfully wedded bride? :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *whispers to pa* "He's stalling, should I fire on him? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *Pa says...* "Just shootem in the kneecaps for now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *whispers* "But pa, these shells are filled with buckshot. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *pa slumps over, jug of XOXOX falls to the ground* Alright, Iacobus...I ain't gonna blow yur legs off, but if you don't say "I do," me and my pham are gonna give you a whippin'! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 19 2004, 01:03 PM'] *raises shotgun to eye level* Do you or do you not take Vera to be your lawfully wedded bride? :angry: [/quote] Give up already, dear hermano, he'd rather vote for Bush than agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Alright Iacobus...you best run, right naw... And if you come back...I've got a shell filled with rock salt with your name on it. :angry: Now git, you sister-stealer! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 *looks around* Say...he was gone all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I am calling Sgt Wilcox, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I'm calling Deputy Fife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 LOL! The town I live in is a population of 3,000. They have at least 3 cops on duty at all times. You see, I live near a nuclear (not a nuculear) power plant and we have all these werid things. 24 Hour fire dept, 24 hour police, and all theses other things you don't expect in a small town. LOL! Sgt Wilcox is the cop that does everything. LOL! I swear, if something happens Sgt Wilcox shows up. Plus he is my neigbor, lol. And if you ever visit Byron, DO NOT SPEED! LOL! Byron issues the most tickets per officer of any town in Northern IL. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I grew up in a town like that, Iacobus...sans the nucular (sp? ) power plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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