Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hi Crazy Girls, Welcome to the September general meeting of the Crazy Girls Club. All together: GRAZY GIRLS CRAZY GIRLS CRAZY GIRLS CHOO CHOOOO YAAAY!!! Okay fellow Crazy Girls, there are a few things we must discuss during this meeting. We must fill the following positions. We require a secretary, a treasurer, a vice president and a toilet cleaner. I've already nominated myself for President of the Crazy Girls Club and in an uncontested election I won it by 1 vote to 0. I nominate littleflower as either my secretary or vice-president, beenabobbadababdebedbede as treasurer and VeraMaria as toilet cleaner. However, these are my personal nominations so if you feel another Crazy Girls club member would suit the role better please nominate them and it will got to a vote. So please start nominating as nominations will end shortly. In Crazy Girls club news, I wish to inform you that futurenun has been kicked out of Crazy Girls club, as she is too sane. She received her marching orders as of today, and will forever hold her head in shame. The warning is this, if you're not CrAzY:wacko: enough you are NOT a member of Crazy Girls Club, let this be a warning to you all. :angry: Okay, do any Crazy Girl Club members have any grievences or anything they wish to contribute to the General Meeting? This is your turn to speak up, so if you have something to say I recommend you say it now, or you're out! :angry: Love, Phazzan President of Crazy Girls Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 BuMp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Unless you have had a sex- change operation you are not a member of the crazy girls club. Something you want to tell us... However we do hire janitors. We are ruled by her highness with trhe Velvet Hammer :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Welcome cmotherofpirl! I am fully male, but I don't believe the Crazy Girls Club should discriminate against males. That being said, whilst I may be a guy, I am a fully dedicated and proud member of the Crazy Girls Club. This is my life, my passion, I would lay down my life for the Crazy Girls Club cause. Wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 :rotfl: so you did have surgury.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 No, I'm just a Crazy Girl inside a males body. I have no desire to be female if that's what you're hinting at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Aren't you a member of the Crazy Boys Club? You can't have both, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 14 2004, 09:28 AM'] Aren't you a member of the Crazy Boys Club? You can't have both, you know. [/quote] No, I made the Crazy Girls Club pledge of alleigence before Crazy Boys Club was born! :angry: I'm a Crazy Girl through and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 I can vouch for his craziness...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 One of the main tenets of the CGC is that you have to be a GIRL. Phazzan doesn't fit the qualification, so he can't be a member. Any allegiances he has made are thereby nullified. Sojourner President and CEO Crazy Girls Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 He could be a member of the CGC Auxiliary, though. They're very supportive of the CGC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 14 2004, 09:47 AM'] One of the main tenets of the CGC is that you have to be a GIRL. Phazzan doesn't fit the qualification, so he can't be a member. Any allegiances he has made are thereby nullified. Sojourner President and CEO Crazy Girls Club [/quote] No, the main tenet of CGC is you have to be a CRAZY GIRL, nothing about females! Although I am male, I am Crazy Girl at heart. You can try and take that away from me, but you'll never succeed. Phazzan President Crazy Girls Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Join the auxiliary, Phazzan. I'm a member of the Crazy Boys Club auxiliary. I support them, even though I know I'll never be one. Plus I think they're cute, especially their president. :wub: Sojourner President and CEO Crazy Girls Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 14 2004, 09:53 AM'] Join the auxiliary, Phazzan. I'm a member of the Crazy Boys Club auxiliary. I support them, even though I know I'll never be one. Plus I think they're cute, especially their president. :wub: Sojourner President and CEO Crazy Girls Club [/quote] I Phazzan, President of CGC hereby, on behalf of the CGC board, withdraw you from CGC membership. This sort of opposition will not be tolerated! :angry: Phazzan President CGC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 I think we should put this to a board vote. Especially since you're NOT A MEMBER of the CGC. Sojourner President and CEO Crazy Girls Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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